Kevin's definitions

Lighta

A word commonly used in replace for Lightening bug. Also used while smaing.

Hey Cam, theres a lighta.

by Kevin August 21, 2003

Derrelg

A whispering notion recognizing a funny matter while stoned.

Derrelg.....(while whispering)

by Kevin August 21, 2003

nerd

one who puts books, learning, or computers in front of everything else. has to be extremely precise about everything, is a perfectionist, and has no connections with the present time. strangely, their handwriting seems to be uglier than a hairy pussy.

me: hey wanna play basketball this afternoon?
nerd: online?
me: LMAO
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me: dude stop singing its annoying.
nerd: i'm not singing, i'm humming.
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me: you goin to the school dance?
nerd: nah i wanna learn one chapter ahead cause i want to get the 5 bonus points on the next test.
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me: holy shit dawg get down the principals coming.
nerd: umm whats a dawg?
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teacher: number 13, the answer is..
nerd: wait on number 12, my friend forgot to capitalize and he didn't put a period...

by Kevin October 15, 2006

seprudity

The feeling of appreciating a coworker's dedication without fully understanding his or her job function.

Can be used as an adjective, or as a closing, such as "with seprudity".

Example one: Bill in Accounting is a pretty nice guy, but I can't help feeling seprudity toward him.

Example two: "... and your jokes about funny hats always made us laugh. We'll miss seeing you around the watercooler.

With seprudity,
Your coworkers."

by Kevin August 14, 2008

Bud Bundy Mullet

Any kid with in the 80's with a mullet.

I used to sport a Bud Bundy Mullet in 1988.

by Kevin May 1, 2006

IROC Camaro

Sweetest ride; Radar cannot read it, since it is made from the same material as the Stealth Fighter; quick ride.

"I got a gold plated gas cap, its so sweet"

by Kevin August 24, 2004

Seven of Nine

Character in Star Trek: Voyager played by Jeri Ryan from 1997-2001. She used to be a Borg, but The Doctor got rid of a lot of her implants. However, she was assimilated as a little girl, so parts of her Borg physiology weren't removable. She's usually seen on Voyager walking around in a grey catsuit and having entire episodes about her "developing her humanity". Concidered by most to be the sexiest character in Star Trek: Voyager, the web is now littered with naked pictures of her.

Neelix: Would you like some eggs?
Seven of Nine: Eggs are irrelivent. I only eat protein shakes.

by Kevin July 29, 2008