Face Baster

A man who finds extreme pleasure in spraying his seminal fluid all over a woman's face. Usually of Italian or Puerto Rican decent, these deviants are hell bent on "teaching bitches a lesson." This seminal baste lust usually stems from being molested by a male babysitter during adolescence.

Bimbo: That fucking asshole!

Friend: What happened?

Bimbo: I wouldn't let him fuck my ass so he called me a bitch and shot his load all over my face!

Friend: Fucking Face Baster!

Bimbo: Yeah, ten minutes later he was begging for forgiveness and telling me how his older male cousin used to touch him when he was a boy.

by Kevin M. Breunig February 4, 2009

Face Baser

An individual so addicted to Facebooking that he/she spends the majority of their day devoted to the act, or, seeking means by which they can Facebook. While nearly all Face Basers eventually become unemployable due to their addiction, some are able to hold a job and maintain typical, if highly annoying, lifestyles.

I was at my uncle's funeral and my Face Baser cousin is updating his profile during the service.

by briantroy December 7, 2009

bacteria face

Someone with a huge acne problem or has a bad complexion.

Megan's face has so many zits that she is nothing more than a bacteria face.

by warnhubb December 29, 2007

badster face

a person or thing that isnt really samrt nor coraperating with you basiclly someething or someone that is making you look REALLY dumb!!!

if a girl walks by you toward a guy that you like and you flirted but she does something better, and she calls you a badster face. she made you look really dumb or if something your working on isnt working with you it can make you look really fucking dumb!

by krissay June 27, 2007

banter face

The face one makes when enjoying a good banter. Often can first be seen in the slightly upturned corners of the mouth.

Every time we start to disagree about some truly dumb shit, I look forward to your banter face.

by VivatRegina December 9, 2023

Faceblaster

A guitar solo so triumphant that it is capable of blasting the listener's face off.

Fuck man, Dime can rip off a faceblaster like nothin'.

by Jesus McCandyland May 22, 2010

philadelphia facebuster

A sexual move in which the male, while fucking a chick doggy-style cuts out her arms and slams her face onto the floor. This move is used to the best effect when done on a hardwood surface or stairwell. Since it often leads to a bloody nose among other things it can be combined with a strawberry shortcake. Invented in Siasconset, Ma at Camp Sankaty Head.

"Yo i gave that chick the meanest Philadelphia Facebuster last night."
"Who was it?"
"Just look for the chick with the black and blue face"

by Chris "The Devil" Farley January 2, 2009