Definitions by Keronica Kadwell

Trailor-parking 

Parking hither and tither without a license and a genuine need to sleep within or atop a vehicle.

Person J: “Hey, I think someone’s been dipping into the sherry again...

Person P: “Don’t worry about person C; he’s trailor-parking; even has his head rested on the hood of that duct-taped-up Hyundai.”

Trailor-parking by Keronica Kadwell January 9, 2019

eyebridgeye 

Eyebridgeye is literally a person whose eyes are too close together. Eye, bridge (of the nose), eye. If said in an Irish or Scottish tone, it gives the feeling of more gusto and authenticity.

Aye! There’s a right eyebridgeye!

eyebridgeye by Keronica Kadwell January 9, 2019

Artipper 

An Artipper is a person who may or may not be an artist per se, but is an artist at tripping; especially on psychedelics or other kinds of drugs.

Person A: That woman takes so much psilocybin, and still has fun doing it! How?

Person B: She’s an artipper.

Artipper by Keronica Kadwell December 25, 2018

Clapster 

A clapster is a person who may or may not have contracted or is openly spreading Chlamydia- (a curable, Sexually Transmitted Disease).

That guy looks like a real clapster.

Clapster by Keronica Kadwell December 19, 2018

crustaceanalism

The act or acts of acting/sensationalizing or being a crusy crustacean.

*may also be related to cats, though, cats aren’t crustaceans*

That was a sincere act of crustaceanalism

crustaceanalism by Keronica Kadwell October 18, 2018

betty boop blinkers 

Betty Boop Blinkers are false eyelashes that are way too long.

Look at the Betty Boop Blinkers on that woman! They almost touch the top of her forehead!

betty boop blinkers by Keronica Kadwell July 6, 2018

rehabilization

Rehabilization is the realization that one must go to rehab.

“This morning, I had a rehabilization!”

rehabilization by Keronica Kadwell June 6, 2018