Definitions by Kenbenzo

Jerktucky Derby

When you attempt to masturbate to completion during the running of the Kentucky Derby.

I finished my Jerktucky Derby in under 2min and beat every horse at Churchill Downs!

Jerktucky Derby by Kenbenzo May 3, 2026

Air Finger 

The act of making a "fingering motion", of sexual nature, to express how attractive a woman is. Can be combined with a "uuuuunnnnngggghhhh" sound to simulate the tremendous orgasm you would have if actually fingering her.

That broad was so hot that I had to air finger her from across the room.

Air Finger by Kenbenzo July 10, 2016