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chuck wagon

An art form. The act of farting in one location and then dragging it down range with complete innocence. Similar to crop dusting which is done in an office setting.

To tow a fart along and act like you didnt do it.

A Phantom farter.
Damn Joe, who did the chuck wagon down the hallway?
by Ken Gman February 23, 2008
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Seenus

When your out with someone elses wife/husband/spouse and they see you.
St. Peter: how did you die?
Joe: I died from Seenus
St. Peter: dont you mean sinusitis?
Joe: no, I mean Seenus, I was out with Bill's wife, and he Seenus.
by Ken Gman March 4, 2008
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slide job

In Sprint Car/Dirt Track racing, a manuever where one car takes the low line around a turn and allows their car to drift or "slide" up in front of a car taking the high line, completing the pass and blocking the overtaken car from crossing over.
AJ executed a perfect slide job on Bobby coming out of turn 4 to take the lead.
by Ken Gman March 7, 2008
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Panton Hug

Aviation term used to explain the 12 hour shift your about to work for no reason.

To work without accomplishing anything, getting hosed, screwed, fucked over, fucked in the ass.

To perform recreational maintenance on aircraft that are not going to fly or even on the flying schedule.
Well fella's, looks like were getting another Panton Hug tonight.

Panton Hugs all around!

Where were you all night? getting panton hugged??
by Ken Gman February 19, 2008
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Kunsan

Small town on the West Coast of South Korea. Home of the 8th Fighter Wing "Wolf Pack". The premier Fighter Squadrons 35th "Pantons" and 80th "Juvats".
My last duty station was at Kunsan AB, Korea.
by Ken Gman March 21, 2008
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Wolf Pack

The official designation of the 8th Fighter Wing of the USAF, located at Kunsan Air Base, Republic of Korea. It's not the end of the world, but, by God you can see it from there.
So, I hear you got orders to the Kun. Welcome to the Wolf Pack.

The pinnacle of aviation is in the Wolf Pack.
by Ken Gman February 19, 2008
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possum on the half shell

Q) Why did God create armadillo's?

A) So rednecks could have possum on the half shell.
by Ken Gman March 5, 2008
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