Ken Gman's definitions

Californicator

1. Unwelcome guest in Arizona
2. Non Driving inbacile who comes to Az but never goes back home
3. Retard who uses turn lanes for passing cars on the right
4. That guy who thinks he has a cool car and doesnt realize normal people thinks he is a fucktard
5. Reckless driver that inspires you to get a bumper sticker that says "go back to California"

You can tell that car is being driven by a Californicator.

by Ken Gman March 6, 2008

cottonhead rattle moccosin

Mythical snake that inhabits the deep woods of Alabama. It rates up there with other wives tales to keep the kids out of the forrest.

Conjunction of cotton mouth, copperhead, rattle snake and water moccosin, all venomous snakes of Alabama.

Dont go near those woods, there might be a cottonhead rattle moccosin out there.

by Ken Gman March 5, 2008

chuck wagon

An art form. The act of farting in one location and then dragging it down range with complete innocence. Similar to crop dusting which is done in an office setting.

To tow a fart along and act like you didnt do it.

A Phantom farter.

Damn Joe, who did the chuck wagon down the hallway?

by Ken Gman February 23, 2008

Seenus

When your out with someone elses wife/husband/spouse and they see you.

St. Peter: how did you die?
Joe: I died from Seenus
St. Peter: dont you mean sinusitis?
Joe: no, I mean Seenus, I was out with Bill's wife, and he Seenus.

by Ken Gman March 4, 2008

Shitillac

Junky POS car that gangsta wannabee's ride around in, not realizing what is obvious to others.

Homey got his shitillac goin on.

by Ken Gman March 6, 2008

Switchology

Avaition term used explain repair action that involves adjusting a switch that was in the O.F.F. or OFF position. Many pilots confuse this switch position with the "Official" mode of operation.

Discrepancy: IFF inop in OFF mode
Repair Action: Switchology, IFF worked fine in ON mode

by Ken Gman March 7, 2008

sir whines alot

That jerk at work who, no matter how good they have it, will still find something to bitch about.

The kind of person that would complain about a free lunch.

Someone who wants a paycheck, but dont want to work for it.

Dude, if you were to be knighted, you'd be "Sir Whines Alot."

by Ken Gman March 5, 2008