Ken Gman's definitions

UFO sighting

When you are out fucking off at work, and the boss see's you.

U
Fucking
OFF

Sighted

There was a UFO sighting in the break room when Jody was supposed to be at their desk.

by Ken Gman March 5, 2008

potato butt

Combination stank of swamp nuts/twat, unwashed/wiped ass, armpit, dirty socks, road grime and bad breath producing a funk akin to a bag of rotten potatos. Usually associated with truck drivers that have been on the road for extended periods without a shower.

Shop Planner: what the hell is that nasty funky ass smell?
Parts Coordinator: oh, that was potato butt! that driver never takes a shower!

by Ken Gman March 7, 2008

sir whines alot

That jerk at work who, no matter how good they have it, will still find something to bitch about.

The kind of person that would complain about a free lunch.

Someone who wants a paycheck, but dont want to work for it.

Dude, if you were to be knighted, you'd be "Sir Whines Alot."

by Ken Gman March 5, 2008

fluddle

Sniglet, to do something stupid and then try to be cool about it, or pretend like you meant to do it.

A man walkes into a glass door, plays it off, and acts like it didnt happend is an example of a fluddle.

by Ken Gman March 7, 2008

knueter valve

Mythical aircraft component reportedly changed in order to repair a jet that you have no idea what was wrong in the first place. See switchology

Boss: What was the fix on that radar problem?
Mech: We replaced the knueter valve sir.
Boss: Did that fix the problem?
Mech: Sure did sir, jet is back in service.

by Ken Gman March 7, 2008

Panton

Member of the 35th Fighter Squadron/Aircraft Maintenance Unit. Part of the 8th Fighter Wing "Wolf Pack" at Kunsan AB Korea.

Once a Panton, always a Panton.

by Ken Gman March 24, 2008

Califucktard

Yuppi type who goes out and buys a BMW, Mercedes, Lexus etc. in hopes it will overcome their sexual inadequacy.

Dude who believes because he has a crotch rocket that he can ride like a pro. (Usually ends up a snail trail on the pavement)

Low performance driver in a high performance car.

That white Camaro is driven by a Califucktard.

by Ken Gman March 6, 2008