Ken Gman's definitions

Panton Hug

Aviation term used to explain the 12 hour shift your about to work for no reason.

To work without accomplishing anything, getting hosed, screwed, fucked over, fucked in the ass.

To perform recreational maintenance on aircraft that are not going to fly or even on the flying schedule.

Well fella's, looks like were getting another Panton Hug tonight.

Panton Hugs all around!

Where were you all night? getting panton hugged??

by Ken Gman February 19, 2008

Kunsan

Small town on the West Coast of South Korea. Home of the 8th Fighter Wing "Wolf Pack". The premier Fighter Squadrons 35th "Pantons" and 80th "Juvats".

My last duty station was at Kunsan AB, Korea.

by Ken Gman March 21, 2008

Wolf Pack

The official designation of the 8th Fighter Wing of the USAF, located at Kunsan Air Base, Republic of Korea. It's not the end of the world, but, by God you can see it from there.

So, I hear you got orders to the Kun. Welcome to the Wolf Pack.

The pinnacle of aviation is in the Wolf Pack.

by Ken Gman February 19, 2008

possum on the half shell

Southern slang for an armadillo.

Q) Why did God create armadillo's?

A) So rednecks could have possum on the half shell.

by Ken Gman March 5, 2008

Califucktard

Yuppi type who goes out and buys a BMW, Mercedes, Lexus etc. in hopes it will overcome their sexual inadequacy.

Dude who believes because he has a crotch rocket that he can ride like a pro. (Usually ends up a snail trail on the pavement)

Low performance driver in a high performance car.

That white Camaro is driven by a Califucktard.

by Ken Gman March 6, 2008

Switchology

Avaition term used explain repair action that involves adjusting a switch that was in the O.F.F. or OFF position. Many pilots confuse this switch position with the "Official" mode of operation.

Discrepancy: IFF inop in OFF mode
Repair Action: Switchology, IFF worked fine in ON mode

by Ken Gman March 7, 2008

Shitillac

Junky POS car that gangsta wannabee's ride around in, not realizing what is obvious to others.

Homey got his shitillac goin on.

by Ken Gman March 6, 2008