Ken Gman's definitions

Kunsan

Small town on the West Coast of South Korea. Home of the 8th Fighter Wing "Wolf Pack". The premier Fighter Squadrons 35th "Pantons" and 80th "Juvats".

My last duty station was at Kunsan AB, Korea.

by Ken Gman March 21, 2008

fluddle

Sniglet, to do something stupid and then try to be cool about it, or pretend like you meant to do it.

A man walkes into a glass door, plays it off, and acts like it didnt happend is an example of a fluddle.

by Ken Gman March 7, 2008

Panton

Member of the 35th Fighter Squadron/Aircraft Maintenance Unit. Part of the 8th Fighter Wing "Wolf Pack" at Kunsan AB Korea.

Once a Panton, always a Panton.

by Ken Gman March 24, 2008

knueter valve

Mythical aircraft component reportedly changed in order to repair a jet that you have no idea what was wrong in the first place. See switchology

Boss: What was the fix on that radar problem?
Mech: We replaced the knueter valve sir.
Boss: Did that fix the problem?
Mech: Sure did sir, jet is back in service.

by Ken Gman March 7, 2008

Shitillac

Junky POS car that gangsta wannabee's ride around in, not realizing what is obvious to others.

Homey got his shitillac goin on.

by Ken Gman March 6, 2008

Switchology

Avaition term used explain repair action that involves adjusting a switch that was in the O.F.F. or OFF position. Many pilots confuse this switch position with the "Official" mode of operation.

Discrepancy: IFF inop in OFF mode
Repair Action: Switchology, IFF worked fine in ON mode

by Ken Gman March 7, 2008

chuck wagon

An art form. The act of farting in one location and then dragging it down range with complete innocence. Similar to crop dusting which is done in an office setting.

To tow a fart along and act like you didnt do it.

A Phantom farter.

Damn Joe, who did the chuck wagon down the hallway?

by Ken Gman February 23, 2008