Ken Gman's definitions

sir whines alot

That jerk at work who, no matter how good they have it, will still find something to bitch about.

The kind of person that would complain about a free lunch.

Someone who wants a paycheck, but dont want to work for it.

Dude, if you were to be knighted, you'd be "Sir Whines Alot."

by Ken Gman March 5, 2008

Juvat

Member of the 80th Fighter Squadron/Aircraft Maintenance Unit. Part of the 8th Fighter Wing "Wolf Pack" located at Kunsan AB Korea.

Headhunter.

Who Dat? Juvat! WHO DAT? JUVAT!

by Ken Gman March 24, 2008

Califucktard

Yuppi type who goes out and buys a BMW, Mercedes, Lexus etc. in hopes it will overcome their sexual inadequacy.

Dude who believes because he has a crotch rocket that he can ride like a pro. (Usually ends up a snail trail on the pavement)

Low performance driver in a high performance car.

That white Camaro is driven by a Califucktard.

by Ken Gman March 6, 2008

Panton

Member of the 35th Fighter Squadron/Aircraft Maintenance Unit. Part of the 8th Fighter Wing "Wolf Pack" at Kunsan AB Korea.

Once a Panton, always a Panton.

by Ken Gman March 24, 2008

knueter valve

Mythical aircraft component reportedly changed in order to repair a jet that you have no idea what was wrong in the first place. See switchology

Boss: What was the fix on that radar problem?
Mech: We replaced the knueter valve sir.
Boss: Did that fix the problem?
Mech: Sure did sir, jet is back in service.

by Ken Gman March 7, 2008

fluddle

Sniglet, to do something stupid and then try to be cool about it, or pretend like you meant to do it.

A man walkes into a glass door, plays it off, and acts like it didnt happend is an example of a fluddle.

by Ken Gman March 7, 2008

Sun Citiot

Elderly person from Sun City. Characterized by wrap around sunglasses and a hat with ear flaps driving a golf cart on public roads.

Never pull out in front of a sun citiot, they will run over you for sure.

by Ken Gman March 7, 2008