Ken Gman's definitions

Californicator

1. Unwelcome guest in Arizona
2. Non Driving inbacile who comes to Az but never goes back home
3. Retard who uses turn lanes for passing cars on the right
4. That guy who thinks he has a cool car and doesnt realize normal people thinks he is a fucktard
5. Reckless driver that inspires you to get a bumper sticker that says "go back to California"

You can tell that car is being driven by a Californicator.

by Ken Gman March 6, 2008

kill box

Slang term for the area inside an intersection, bordered by the crosswalks painted on the pavent.

Area in an intersection where red light runners collide with crossing traffic.

Area most likely for a motorcyle rider to get hit.

Be careful when entering the kill box, especially on a motorcycle.

by Ken Gman March 5, 2008

possum on the half shell

Southern slang for an armadillo.

Q) Why did God create armadillo's?

A) So rednecks could have possum on the half shell.

by Ken Gman March 5, 2008

Califucktard

Yuppi type who goes out and buys a BMW, Mercedes, Lexus etc. in hopes it will overcome their sexual inadequacy.

Dude who believes because he has a crotch rocket that he can ride like a pro. (Usually ends up a snail trail on the pavement)

Low performance driver in a high performance car.

That white Camaro is driven by a Califucktard.

by Ken Gman March 6, 2008

UFO sighting

When you are out fucking off at work, and the boss see's you.

U
Fucking
OFF

Sighted

There was a UFO sighting in the break room when Jody was supposed to be at their desk.

by Ken Gman March 5, 2008

Shitillac

Junky POS car that gangsta wannabee's ride around in, not realizing what is obvious to others.

Homey got his shitillac goin on.

by Ken Gman March 6, 2008

Switchology

Avaition term used explain repair action that involves adjusting a switch that was in the O.F.F. or OFF position. Many pilots confuse this switch position with the "Official" mode of operation.

Discrepancy: IFF inop in OFF mode
Repair Action: Switchology, IFF worked fine in ON mode

by Ken Gman March 7, 2008