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A really cute waddling bird who lives in the icey south! He can't fly but swims and glides through ice really well! Penguins look as if they are wearing tuxedos and waddle!! they are so adorable!
by Kelly November 5, 2004
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Get the Fuckbag mug."Jesus Christ, I'm such a fucktard."
by kelly November 6, 2004
Get the fucktard mug.The series of cords needed to run your life from a desk or armchair, by connecting all your computer equipment, entertainment devices, and lamps. Cable spaghetti can be recognized by its nexus at a surge protector. Most appliances have at least one cord or cable; many have several. Wireless devices are represented in the spaghetti by their various rechargers, none of which are compatible, so you must have a different one for every device.
"I use velcro wraps to contain my cable spaghetti." "I had to deal with the cable spaghetti behind my desk to add speakers to my computer at work."
by Kelly November 18, 2004
Get the cable spaghetti mug.a saxophone, especially a large size saxophone. (actually, almost any musical instrument that can be played standing up can be referred to as an axe.)
by Kelly November 18, 2004
Get the axe mug.short for quinceañera: a big 15th birthday party popular among hispanic families, it celebrates a girl's coming of age in much the same way a "sweet sixteen" birthday does in some anglo cultures, but is usually more elaborate - a combination of sweet sixteen, Catholic religious ceremony, and debutante ball.
by Kelly November 18, 2004
Get the Quince mug.Fetus Throwing is the act of throwing a fetus at a person, a wall, a car, etc.
Soon to become an Olympic sport in June of 2005, players will throw a fetus at a wall and the person whos fetus loses the most blood, gets the gold.
Soon to become an Olympic sport in June of 2005, players will throw a fetus at a wall and the person whos fetus loses the most blood, gets the gold.
"OMG Dude!! You just threw a fetus at my head!"
"I lost the gold by an ounce. If only my fetus could have lost just one more ounce of blood. Goddamn fetus!"
"I lost the gold by an ounce. If only my fetus could have lost just one more ounce of blood. Goddamn fetus!"
by Kelly November 21, 2004
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