23 definitions by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp

Blair it up

To lie through your (gappy) teeth - repeatedly.

Tony Blair on Iraq...

Lie 1: WMDs
Lie 2: Over Saddam's affliiation with Ossy B
Lie 3: Build a democracy

by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp April 25, 2005

council tax

1.) An unjust tax instilled upon everyone in Britain for no reason whatsoever. (about £1000 for me.)

2.) Unfair

3.) Something for the Daily Mail to rant about

Ah crap, coucil tax has gone up again

by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp April 25, 2005

pseudo-intellectuals

Someone who uses flashy words and quotes from intellectuals to make them sound a bit more clever than they really are because they don't have original thoughts for themselves.

Also see: pretentious

That bloke thinks he's a nihilith - yet he doesn't know anything.

by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp April 25, 2005

Chaingun Cha-Cha

A Chaingun Cha-Cha is when you shoot someone repeatedly with a sub-machine gun or machine jun while the person is standing up.

The Cha-Cha bit is where the person judders with the force of each bullet, but doesn't fall down.

That noob danced the Chaingun Cha-Cha

by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp April 20, 2004

Islamophobia

A fear of anything Islamic.
Such as presuming that all islamic chaps are terrorists in training.

Americans have been accused of Islamophobia since the World Trade Centre bombing.

by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp May 24, 2004

Beachy Head

A popular suicide spot in Britain

I'm totally depressed and am going to jump off Beachy Head

by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp May 24, 2004

Giffly

Feeling sickly

Ugh, I feel giffly. *wretches*

by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp June 13, 2004