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Definitions by Kellie

real man 

1. An abusive, self-involved, sex crazed guy with chest hair and a 5 o'clock shadow at 2pm. Frequently talks about his recent "scores" and the size of his equipment.
2. A woman who, though she denies it, looks more like a man than a woman.
1. "I sure hope I find a real man someday so that I can get pregnant and abused."
2. "That she-male sure is a real man!"
real man by Kellie November 29, 2003

tweenager 

adjective
A derogatory and ridiculously stupid term for someone between the ages of 10-13. Old know-nothing fags use this term, usually to describe their kids to other know-nothing fags. Sometimes shortened to: tween.

Note: tween is equally ridiculous and stupid
Mother: I've got two teenagers and a tweenager!
Child between 10-13: Shut the hell up mom! You stupid fuck!
tweenager by Kellie November 29, 2003
term describing a slutty person.
that girl was an uber-hobag.....
hobag by Kellie April 29, 2003