Definitions by Keith Chegwin

kidfid

Some one who fiddles with kiddies.

Also known as nonce, beast, or more famously paedo!

Look at that Phillip Schofield, wat a kidfid

kidfid by Keith Chegwin May 30, 2006

Pranny

A muppet/twat/dork/idjut.

Flippin' heck! Look at that pranny over there!

Pranny by Keith Chegwin June 12, 2003

Flurb Skurber 

An individual who lights his own farts in front of more than one person. To skurb (v) one's flurb (n).

Shit! Check out that bad ass skurb-flurber, man!

Flurb Skurber by Keith Chegwin June 12, 2003