Keith Chegwin's definitions

kidfid

Some one who fiddles with kiddies.

Also known as nonce, beast, or more famously paedo!

Look at that Phillip Schofield, wat a kidfid

by Keith Chegwin May 30, 2006

Flurb Skurber

An individual who lights his own farts in front of more than one person. To skurb (v) one's flurb (n).

Shit! Check out that bad ass skurb-flurber, man!

by Keith Chegwin June 12, 2003

Pranny

A muppet/twat/dork/idjut.

Flippin' heck! Look at that pranny over there!

by Keith Chegwin June 12, 2003