Keanu Reeves's definitions

bag piping

the act of thrusting someones armpit as if they were playing the bag pipes.

I totally bagpiped that McBroad the other day.

by Keanu Reeves May 6, 2005

smashing stuff

the act taking evenyday objects and smashing the eff out of them via axe, sledge hammer, pix axe, or dead baby.

omfg i cant wait til smashingstuff.net is up.

by Keanu Reeves April 24, 2005

festival of nations

a gang bang consiting of one man hailing from every nation.

i totally festival of nationed at the festival of nations

by Keanu Reeves May 7, 2005

shades of control

a band from delano Minnesota that owns all other bands

if i could i would chili dog with shades of control.

by Keanu Reeves April 24, 2005

dilly bar

The encasing of the penis inside of ice cream or frogurt, then proceding to have intercourse (may be oral)

same scenario as a chli dog only improvised with ice cream, instead of chili.

by Keanu Reeves April 23, 2005

The Chocolate Covered Banana

when you shit on your own penis and proceed to oral sex with ya lady!!!!!!!!!!!

hey hey, how's about a chocolate covered banana!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Keanu Reeves April 23, 2005

botox

a variation of the word asshole.

i r gonna slapatax jo botox.

by Keanu Reeves May 7, 2005