Adj: A one-sided relationship that not only fails to ever get romantic, but that manages to get you publicly humiliated in front of your peers when the object of your affections openly dates someone else.
from: "platonic" and the demotion of Pluto to dwarf planet status.
from: "platonic" and the demotion of Pluto to dwarf planet status.
student 1: Hey, WTF? Isn't that your girlfriend smooching with the captain of the football team?
student 2: Yes, Betty and I have a plutonic relationship. She respects my mind.
student 1: Sure, you sorry-ass loser!
student 2: Yes, Betty and I have a plutonic relationship. She respects my mind.
student 1: Sure, you sorry-ass loser!
by KatieOh! September 12, 2006
noun: the practice of yoga by dogs.
origin: elision of the words "dog" and "yoga".
The trend reportedly started in New York, where humans and their canines attend classes to meditate and stretch together on mats. Dogs who practice yoga are called a "dogis."
origin: elision of the words "dog" and "yoga".
The trend reportedly started in New York, where humans and their canines attend classes to meditate and stretch together on mats. Dogs who practice yoga are called a "dogis."
by KatieOh! September 18, 2006
Noun: (i) A dupe who falls hook, bobber and pole for the paradoxical utterances of George W. Bush; (ii) a person who blindly and unhestitatingly accepts political and moral "truths" as concocted and served up by the Bush Administration; (iii) one who appreciates warmongers and is willing to facilitate WWIII.
Bushbots believe:
1. The United States should get out of the United Nations, and our highest national priority is enforcing U.N. resolutions against Iraq.
2. Jesus loves Bush and his -bots, but hates homosexuals and the Clintons.
3. Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush's daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business with him, and a bad guy when Bush decided to fulfill the neocons' wet-dream of taking over Iraq.
4. The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in speeches, while slashing veterans' benefits and combat pay.
5. A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our long-time allies, then demand their cooperation and money.
6. A good way to make our country "strong" is to bankrupt it and weaken the middle class.
Bushbots believe:
1. The United States should get out of the United Nations, and our highest national priority is enforcing U.N. resolutions against Iraq.
2. Jesus loves Bush and his -bots, but hates homosexuals and the Clintons.
3. Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush's daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business with him, and a bad guy when Bush decided to fulfill the neocons' wet-dream of taking over Iraq.
4. The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in speeches, while slashing veterans' benefits and combat pay.
5. A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our long-time allies, then demand their cooperation and money.
6. A good way to make our country "strong" is to bankrupt it and weaken the middle class.
Bush: Let's clone up some more bushbots!
Bushbot: But cloning is immoral.
Bush: So?
Bushbot: Oh, I see your point.
Bushbot: But cloning is immoral.
Bush: So?
Bushbot: Oh, I see your point.
by KatieOh! August 31, 2006