plutonic

Adj: A one-sided relationship that not only fails to ever get romantic, but that manages to get you publicly humiliated in front of your peers when the object of your affections openly dates someone else.

from: "platonic" and the demotion of Pluto to dwarf planet status.
student 1: Hey, WTF? Isn't that your girlfriend smooching with the captain of the football team?

student 2: Yes, Betty and I have a plutonic relationship. She respects my mind.

student 1: Sure, you sorry-ass loser!
by KatieOh! September 12, 2006
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you-a-culpa

Noun: The opposite of "mea culpa," Latin for an act or omission that is "my fault". A "you-a-culpa" is an act or omission that is all YOUR fault and not at all MY fault.

Usually associated with a complex situation where the appropriate person or persons to blame is open to dispute.
When the house fell down shortly after contruction, all the you-a-culpas started flying.

Don't start with the you-a-culpas, man. I know you're the one who wrecked my transmission!
by KatieOh! August 29, 2006
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mcsplosion

noun: the unfortunate physical aftermath of a night at McDonald's eating chicken McNuggets or any other greasy/oily/cheesy fast food.
"Whew," said the strange man pointing to the men's restroom, "do not go in there, dude-- mcsplosion."

Mcsplosions are a leading cause of US emergency room admissions and have even contributed to the further destabilization of the San Anreas fault.
by KatieOh! May 11, 2006
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