Kashootme 's definitions

Loribirdism

A religious faith that bases its existence off preaching and praising their divine entity David the rainbow lorikeet, beloved, and believed to have created all life. Examples of divine substances and items include all fruit, seed, etc. Their sacred text is known as the bibbl of brd, (derived from the ancient language of bird), the instructs their followers to enjoy life, but 'not be a total douche canoe'.

It is believed that His descendants are spread across the world evolving and adapting their colours, preaching loribirdism in all the world.

Door to door 1: Hey man, have you heard of Loribirdism?
Guy: Hey, that sounds pretty good

by Kashootme October 26, 2017

Whomp

Teens who hang out at Washington Square Park and Tompkins Square Park.

“I’m a whomp”
“Are you a whomp?”
“I’m scared of the whomps”

by KashootMe October 9, 2021

Peppa Pig

A pig. Found in chocolate eggs.

Peppa Pig, What are you doing in my chocolate?

by KashootMe August 2, 2019

Thude

A more gender neutral version of dude. The word is a portmanteau of commonly used gender neutral pronouns They/Them, and the common American/English slang term dude.

See also; dudette (she/her).

That thudes just kinda chillin... I ain't stressin tho, they're just vibin.

by Kashootme May 22, 2020

ps78

A terrible school in Queens, NY. Full of thots and horrible teachers.

Person 1: “What school do you go to?”
Person 2: “ps78”
Person 1: “bye”

by KashootMe August 2, 2019

waifu music

An umbrella term for a style of music (typically of the Future Bass and Chill genre) that contains many sounds from anime (such as gasps), particularly in accompaniment with anime thumbnails (especially female), and an overall 'vibe' that screams out, "I am a tremendous weeaboo".

Note; This does not stop the songs themselves from being at times decent.

Jimmy likes to listen to waifu music, all the anime sounds add one hair to his neckbeard for each over sexualised noise.

by Kashootme October 7, 2017