Karlito's definitions

Beer Scooter

The ability to get home after a night out on the booze and not remember it
i.e. "I don't remember getting home last night, I must have caught the
beer scooter".

by Karlito April 20, 2003

secciesquad

Term referring to secular humanists, atheists, and agnostics active on social media; most commonly used as a Twitter hashtag

Bethany has been sharing really clever memes lately. We should consider adding her to the #secciesquad

by karlito September 8, 2015

Hand-To-Gland Combat

A vigorous masturbating session.

by Karlito April 20, 2003

Swamp-Donkey

A deeply unattractive woman

by Karlito April 20, 2003

Abadox

The hardest nintendo game ever made. Probably the hardest video game period.

Abadox is responsible for strong feelings of inadequacy in my life

Saying that you beat the game Abadox makes you a liar

by Karlito May 30, 2006

Etch-A-Sketch

Trying to draw a smile on a woman's face by twiddling both nipples
simultaneously.

by Karlito April 20, 2003

Greyhound

A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare.

by Karlito April 20, 2003