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fox sports net

The stoopid network that blacks out my local HI-Definition broadcast during hockey season. Good for people that are still forced to watch low def sports.
Damn you Fox Sports Network, go pedal your low-def analog signal somewhere else!
by Karl Hungus November 5, 2004
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Cat in a toilet

The art of taking a domesticated feline, preferably an adult one and putting in a toilet bowl and closing the lid. It is a daunting chore akin to getting a dog into a bathtub. Very tricky, but once you have it down, it is pure joy.
Stacie was tired of that old tabby cat, so she put that cat in a toilet. And when she let it out, it ran out of the house and never came back. Great way to un-ass a stupid cat.

I never noticed how big Katlyn's mouthhole was until she crushed that cinnamon bun. I bet you could stuff your pork sword and your whole coin purse in her maw. It would be a task, like getting a cat in a toilet.
by Karl Hungus February 5, 2023
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Bowelgebra

Excuse me, I have to go to the bathroom and do some problems in bowelgebra.
by Karl Hungus January 12, 2004
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neuticles

My dog has a phat ass pair of neuticles.
by Karl Hungus December 2, 2003
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dunch

A word that can replace any other word, regardless of the part of speech (ie as in the word "Smurf").
I dunched that bitch ass ho in her dunch.
by Karl Hungus December 3, 2003
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Peached

adjective: peached
(of a task requiring little skill) carried out badly, carelessly or just plain sloppy. Particularly in the realm of off road motor sports. The past tense of this adjective is especially solidified when the participant cries about it not being their fault, when it definitely was.
"Did you see how he cased it after that baby launch ramp? You really peached that up!”
by Karl Hungus October 6, 2020
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english chunnel

verb:
is when you ram a paper towel tube up a girl's asshole and drive micro-machines in there.


***it is direct reference to the large engineering project undertook in europe to link France and England through an underwater three-tunnel railway***
friend:what happened to all your micro-machines man?

chunnler: oh those crazy cars is gone man i did the english chunnel to my girl.
by karl hungus February 7, 2005
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