Wrapping your penis around your ring finger as if it was a ring to emulate a large grad ring. The better it bulges and has throbbing vessels is more than welcome as to bring great credit to the institution of the United States Military Academy. Most 'Ring knockers' are proud of their ring and the symbolism behind it. And you too can be proud when showing off your very own 'West Point Ring'. And if you have enough room on your dog, you can even write United States Military Academy West Point on it, for more flair add an onyx in the center.
The young Captain was more than eager to see the West Point Ring that I told him that we found in the men's locker room. When he got closer and saw that it was actually a handful of my meat whistle curled 'round my finger, he was more than impressed. Damn, Pat that is a hell of a ring ! Is there a year on it?
by Karl Hungus March 06, 2023
The flat horizontal portion of an European, Eastern European and Middle Eastern style commode, which function is to provide a surface in which fecal matter has a place to rest. This is so the distributor of said feces can inspect the item to gain insight on the health of his, her, they, them or otherwise's internal organs and fecal matter produciton efficiency.
I sure am thankful that these restrooms have a sufficient 'inspection shelf' for me to lay my log upon. If they didn't, I wouldn't have been able to determine that I did eat that much corn last night. I surely don't recall consuming that much.
by Karl Hungus January 10, 2023
The sound and or proposition of a homosexual Russian to obtain a mouthful of cock so as the gag reflex is actually muffled by the breadth and depth of the intruding cock.
It is TK day again, You know that boner is back in his CHU waiting for his roommate ....OTTT...Giddens
by Karl Hungus January 11, 2023
As opposed to taking the time to do something by the numbers or per the provided instructions, you throw out the plan and proceed directly to step two. In other words, fuck it.
Chris saw that he was short on time as well as patience when he came up to the jump, and needed to catch up. So he said he was going to step two and said fuck it and goosed the throttle and got into the air.
by Karl Hungus March 09, 2023
Taking a nice hard stab with a flesh machete into 200 lbs of healthy guts and going around the world with it. Repeatedly. Sometimes at work. Mostly because it’s convenient. We call it stirring paint because of the sound, mostly. And because it’s typically messy, especially when you pull the stirrer out.
I heard it again. They’re stirring paint in the mop closet. Again. Shameless. I wonder if it was Sherman Williams, or the cheap Sears shit.
by Karl Hungus February 10, 2024
1. to take down a huge hand in poker (i.e. winning a hand by a landslide, a full house vs. one pair.)
2. to make girls cream their panties once they set eyes on a person of the oppsite sex
2. to make girls cream their panties once they set eyes on a person of the oppsite sex
1. He wolfed that pot, now he's sitting high with a boatload of chips.
2. You see Jaime wolf when she took a gander at Dick's huge cock.
2. You see Jaime wolf when she took a gander at Dick's huge cock.
by Karl Hungus February 16, 2004
a magic trick of sorts, when you are banging a chick from behind you fake an orgasm, pull out, and spit on her back jerking off all the while, you must time it right so when she turns around thinking the love making is over, you cum right in her face!
***sometimes also known as the second gunman***
The name is directly derived from the great magically magical Harry Houdini!
***sometimes also known as the second gunman***
The name is directly derived from the great magically magical Harry Houdini!
concerned co-worker what happened to your eye janine?
janine oh, that shit stain of a boyfriend gave me the houdini at point blank range.
janine oh, that shit stain of a boyfriend gave me the houdini at point blank range.
by karl hungus February 08, 2005