calingus

an adjective to describe something cool. note: this is a made up word that is only to be used in the presence of someone who likes to take your trendy slang and use it as his own. so when he uses it in front of you or other other people, you can just laugh at him.
I can't believe how calingus this shirt is!
by Karl Hungas May 27, 2003
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battle my rippled

oral stimulation of the penis
I didn't like her attitude, that bitch can battle my rippled.
by Karl Hungas May 27, 2003
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