Karl Bakla's definitions

mushroom dick

this is an circumcised penis

I'm so glad I have a mushroom dick because I never have to worry about getting a bad case of dick cheese.

by Karl Bakla July 6, 2005

Maximum Rock 'n' Roll

the holy bible of DIY punk rock, if you don't read Maximum Rock'n' Roll & you claim to be punk chances are you're a fucking poser!

I read the latest issue of Maximum Rock 'n' Roll & there was an interview with MDC that I thought was quite thought provoking.

by Karl Bakla July 6, 2005

Anal Blast

A horrible as fuck Grind Core band that sounds like shit & has several songs about girls menstruating.

dude! Anal Blast played at the Boston Bar with Avenger Of Blood & it cost $6.66 to get in.

by Karl Bakla July 24, 2008

Chinese Love Beads

Used in Asia for generations, insert these beads into the rectum and pull them out when your lover orgasms.

man o'man I shot a load of cum about five feet when the Bethanator pulled the Chinese Love Beads out of my bum.

by Karl Bakla July 6, 2005

TSOL

besides being a great southern Califonia punk band it also stands for TOUGH SHIT OUT of LUCK!

Look you homeless mother fucker I will not give you a fucking dollar, you are TSOL my friend!

by Karl Bakla July 6, 2005