Sheetnado

When a significant other generates a tiny vortex from restless body spinning during a deep sleep cycle that sucks all existing bed sheets in the area toward his/her core creating a burrito-like sheet structure and no sheets for any other occupants in the bed.

I woke up with no sheets again this morning... The Sheetnado strikes again!

by Kap21 September 18, 2018

Harmocks

Seat armrests with flexible extensions (i.e. tiny fabric hammocks) at the rear that provide additional rear arm and elbow support to enhance comfort.

The Harmocks on these armrests are amazing in this seat. It's like my elbows are resting on tiny hammocks.

by Kap21 September 18, 2018

Chipped

When pushing a chip through some dip and part of it breaks.

Bummer dude, you've been chipped! Good luck fishing that out.

by Kap21 May 10, 2018

Ball Pad

The padded portion of bicycle shorts in the crouch region.

You can fold your own bike shorts. I don't want to risk touching the Ball Pad.

by Kap21 June 04, 2018

Yogabulary

The body of words and poses used in yoga.

No, that is not a "downward dog," you need to work on your Yogabulary.

by Kap21 May 11, 2018

Potty Trot

A swift walk and/or near gallop that occurs when desperately searching for an open bathroom stall during peak usage hours (See "Push Hour" definition).

I had to Potty Trot to the upstairs bathroom on the other side of the building to find an open stall!

by Kap21 October 02, 2018

Crabbed

When you are being pinched and grabbed at the same time by an external mechanism or force.

My hair was crabbed by the head rest in this seat!

by Kap21 May 10, 2018