Strateoptimizationergy

A field of study in business that combines strategy, optimization, and synergy.
You need to brush up on your Strateoptimizationergy. Production was down 10% last month.
by Kap21 June 04, 2018
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Hot Pot

When you sit on a toilet after it has been recently occupied and the seat is still warm. A slightly comfortable feeling at first but becomes disturbing once you think about how recent someone occupied the seat and what horrific events had just occurred.
I got a Hot Pot this morning. Someone must have just used it. Felt good at first but then I thought about... wooh...

bummer...
by Kap21 June 04, 2018
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Man o'Rinse

The method of cleaning in the shower, commonly used by males, where the soap and scrubbing is focused only on the high stink areas of the body (i.e. arm pits, butt, and package). The assumption is also that since all of the soap and water drains down onto the feet during this shortened shower experience, this potential high stink area is also deemed "clean."
Wife: You still have that temporary tattoo on your arm? Don't you scrub that area?!
Husband: No... I did a Man O'Rinse...
by Kap21 June 15, 2018
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Crabbed

When you are being pinched and grabbed at the same time by an external mechanism or force.
My hair was crabbed by the head rest in this seat!
by Kap21 May 10, 2018
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Harmocks

Seat armrests with flexible extensions (i.e. tiny fabric hammocks) at the rear that provide additional rear arm and elbow support to enhance comfort.
The Harmocks on these armrests are amazing in this seat. It's like my elbows are resting on tiny hammocks.
by Kap21 September 18, 2018
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Sheetnado

When a significant other generates a tiny vortex from restless body spinning during a deep sleep cycle that sucks all existing bed sheets in the area toward his/her core creating a burrito-like sheet structure and no sheets for any other occupants in the bed.
I woke up with no sheets again this morning... The Sheetnado strikes again!
by Kap21 September 18, 2018
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Chipped

When pushing a chip through some dip and part of it breaks.
Bummer dude, you've been chipped! Good luck fishing that out.
by Kap21 May 10, 2018
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