Definitions by Kap21

Hot Pot 

When you sit on a toilet after it has been recently occupied and the seat is still warm. A slightly comfortable feeling at first but becomes disturbing once you think about how recent someone occupied the seat and what horrific events had just occurred.

I got a Hot Pot this morning. Someone must have just used it. Felt good at first but then I thought about... wooh...

bummer...

Hot Pot by Kap21 June 4, 2018

Strateoptimizationergy 

A field of study in business that combines strategy, optimization, and synergy.

You need to brush up on your Strateoptimizationergy. Production was down 10% last month.

Strateoptimizationergy by Kap21 June 4, 2018

Yogabulary 

The body of words and poses used in yoga.

No, that is not a "downward dog," you need to work on your Yogabulary.

Yogabulary by Kap21 May 11, 2018

Gram

The act of posting on Instagram.

You Gram that yet bro?
Just sittin here Gramin.

Gram by Kap21 May 10, 2018

Chipped

When pushing a chip through some dip and part of it breaks.

Bummer dude, you've been chipped! Good luck fishing that out.

Chipped by Kap21 May 10, 2018

Crabbed 

When you are being pinched and grabbed at the same time by an external mechanism or force.

My hair was crabbed by the head rest in this seat!

Crabbed by Kap21 May 10, 2018

Plogged 

A level of blockage in an orifice (i.e. a toilet) that is beyond being clogged or plugged.

This toilet is plogged!

Plogged by Kap21 January 25, 2018