Kaneisabottler's definitions

Deletubby

A nickname for Tottenham Hotspur midfielder, Dele Alli. It is used to compare his footballing ability to that of a teletubby due to his poor performances.

Get this Deletubby out of my club, he's so shit that it's embarrassing.

by Kaneisabottler June 7, 2021

CP3

Abbreviated form of the term 'Child Porn 3', also used to refer to a certain ringless basketball player.

Despite chasing a ring his entire career, CP3 has amounted to nothing.

by Kaneisabottler March 6, 2022

Varane

Michael Hunter Hutter's (aka Ethan Carter III) long lost brother. He plays professional football but can hardly be considered as professional himself based on how bad he is at defending.

Maybe Varane would have a more successful career doing wrestling rather than football.

by Kaneisabottler August 6, 2021

Bergwank

A nickname for Tottenham player Bergwijn which calls attention to his poor footballing ability as well as how he spent the majority of his season.

When is Bergwank going to do something notable on the pitch?

by Kaneisabottler June 20, 2021