Bergwank

A nickname for Tottenham player Bergwijn which calls attention to his poor footballing ability as well as how he spent the majority of his season.

When is Bergwank going to do something notable on the pitch?

by Kaneisabottler June 21, 2021

Harry Kan't

A more accurate name for Tottenham and England striker Harry Kane which better represents his footballing ability.

Harry Kan't is so shit. Why does he keep disappearing in big games?

by Kaneisabottler June 21, 2021

Regulardon

An alternative name for Sergio Reguilón. This highlights his footballing ability in comparison to the average London citizen.

Regulardon scored an own goal against Aston Villa.

by Kaneisabottler May 21, 2021

mourinhoball

Tactics played in football that end up destroying the club it's used at.

Ever since Tottenham played mourinhoball, it's all gone downhill.

by Kaneisabottler April 30, 2021