Definitions by Kaneisabottler

mourinhoball 

Tactics played in football that end up destroying the club it's used at.

Ever since Tottenham played mourinhoball, it's all gone downhill.

mourinhoball by Kaneisabottler April 29, 2021

frogkeeper

Refers to a goalkeeper in football which can't save anything. They are usually from France.

"Lloris let in a third goal,against what a frogkeeper."

frogkeeper by Kaneisabottler March 21, 2021

harrison kane 

An alternative phrasing of the term 'nonce', a person who is sexually attracted to children

Don't be a harrison kane and touch children, you'll end up a bottler like Tottenham striker Harry Kane.

harrison kane by Kaneisabottler March 21, 2021

Spurve 

A phenomenom in which you are performing in something well, when suddenly you become a lot worse to the point where others can outperform you without effort.

Remember when Tottenham were top of the table? Their spurve was hilarious.

Spurve by Kaneisabottler March 15, 2021