Kaneisabottler's definitions

Pionel Pessi

An Argentinian pillager and pen merchant that visits the homegrounds of Spanish relegation teams to rob three points from them by scoring penalties. Nothing else he does is very notable, as he has a habit for disappearing for months at a time and only re-emerging to score pens against Eibar.

Born and raised in Eibar, my grandfather used to tell me stories about Pionel Pessi.

by Kaneisabottler August 2, 2021

mourinhoball

Tactics played in football that end up destroying the club it's used at.

Ever since Tottenham played mourinhoball, it's all gone downhill.

by Kaneisabottler April 29, 2021

frogkeeper

Refers to a goalkeeper in football which can't save anything. They are usually from France.

"Lloris let in a third goal,against what a frogkeeper."

by Kaneisabottler March 21, 2021

Dogerty

A nickname for Tottenham Hotspur fullback Matt Doherty, used to highlight his horrid footballing ability by comparing it to a dog performing the same role.

Fuck Dogerty, the dumb bitch.

by Kaneisabottler June 8, 2021

Harry Kan't

A more accurate name for Tottenham and England striker Harry Kane which better represents his footballing ability.

Harry Kan't is so shit. Why does he keep disappearing in big games?

by Kaneisabottler June 20, 2021

Steph McFlurry

The combination of the McFlurry from McDonalds and the ejaculate of a McDonalds employee. It is most commonly made and served to people that believe it is a regular McFlurry, but it is also known to be Steph Curry's favourite meal, which he consumes on a daily basis.

A certain basketballer with no real rings just came into my McDonalds and asked me to make a Steph McFlurry for him.

by Kaneisabottler March 6, 2022

GucciMegumin

A Twitter user that has been banned due to his tendancy to use racial slurs towards people of African descent as well as threatening rape to other Twitter users.

Thank God that GucciMegumin has been banned from Twitter

by Kaneisabottler May 20, 2021