Definitions by Kane LAKUK

knob monkey 

A good mate who amuses you endlessly but you can't bring yourself to admit it openly is a knob monkey.

Dave, I can't believe you said that, you're a proper knob monkey!

knob monkey by Kane LAKUK October 21, 2022

inhale your words 

To speak inward, not project your voice

Hannah Sterling-Welford I can't hear you you inhale your words.

inhale your words by Kane LAKUK July 22, 2019

knobcunt 

Knobcunt, a person who is a bit of a div and disrespectful in general. Usually the person in the club that is a complete liability that everyone tries to avoid!

Don't invite him to the party, the guy is a proper knobcunt!

knobcunt by Kane LAKUK June 3, 2018