groufe

Abbreviation for GROwing Up FEar.

When kids aged 12-15 are scared of growing up because they think that they won't be able to manage it on their own.

Not to be mistaken with yopefod which is about kids being scared of becoming druggies due to peer pressure.
My friend isn't planning his future that good. Either he's badly disorganised or he's got groufe.
by Kamikaze Watermelon January 06, 2009
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natosexual

one who is attracted to plants instead of people, described as a tree-humper
"that guy doesn't have a girlfriend."
"maybe he's gay."
"well i know he's not gay because he doesn't like men either. you know how you can tell..."
"yeah. so he's probably nonsexual or natosexual."
"you got that right."
by Kamikaze Watermelon December 17, 2008
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Mental Health Hotline

an answering machine listing mental problems and what button to press or what to do usually contrary to what the problem is!
You have called the mental health hotline.

If you are dislexic, please ressp noe.
If you are retarded, push the pretty pink button.
If you have dillusions, hold on we are transferring your call to the mothership.
If you have autism, press the digit corresponding to the number of friends you have.
If you are schizophrenic, wait here and the small voice will tell you what to do.
If you have ADD, nobody likes you. Everybody hates you. You are a disgrace to humanity. Bring it on in our office. Press 2 for the location!
If you have aspergers, 10001110101110101001.
If you have low self-esteem, please call again. All the operators are busy.
by Kamikaze Watermelon January 16, 2009
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idu

Kamikaze Honeydew: HAOUfherogu 038 aytvdbo35
Kamikaze Watermelon: idu
by Kamikaze Watermelon February 24, 2009
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prepared nervousness

when you are waiting to do something with the sudden urge right before it happens to not do it
1)
"I really want to go to Dreamworld tomorrow, but I don't know about going on The Giant Drop."

"Don't worry. That's just prepared nervousness."

2)
"When Sam was about to kick Tim in the balls, I thought he was suffering from prepared nervousness."
by Kamikaze Watermelon December 16, 2008
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Allah damn it!

used my muslims as a replacement to saying "god damn it" by christians
Christian person: Hahaha! I owned you at Call of Duty
Muslim person: Allah damn it!
by Kamikaze Watermelon January 11, 2009
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tree-humper

1. (noun); one who is attracted to trees in setead of people - also see natosexual
2. (adj); wanting to protect nature so much that they will go to all extremes to protect it
3. (vrb); tree-hump: to hump a tree, but more likely just as a joke.
1. "Hey look at that chick, she's hot."
"I dunno."
"Are you gay?"
"No."
"Well you must be a tree-humper."

2. "I'm gonna pick that leaf off the tree."
"Hey, no! That's bad for the tree."
"It's only one leaf."
"But still! It could damage the tree in ways you couldn't possibly imagine!"
"Don't be a tree-humper."

3. "Hey guys. Look at this! I'm a tree-humper."
*humps tree*
"Hahaha! Very funny!"
by Kamikaze Watermelon December 17, 2008
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