Mental Health Hotline

an answering machine listing mental problems and what button to press or what to do usually contrary to what the problem is!
You have called the mental health hotline.

If you are dislexic, please ressp noe.
If you are retarded, push the pretty pink button.
If you have dillusions, hold on we are transferring your call to the mothership.
If you have autism, press the digit corresponding to the number of friends you have.
If you are schizophrenic, wait here and the small voice will tell you what to do.
If you have ADD, nobody likes you. Everybody hates you. You are a disgrace to humanity. Bring it on in our office. Press 2 for the location!
If you have aspergers, 10001110101110101001.
If you have low self-esteem, please call again. All the operators are busy.
by Kamikaze Watermelon January 17, 2009
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Jeff Dunham

the ventriquolist who created Achmed the dead terrorist shown on YouTube and some American TV show
"Who created that funny video?"
"You mean Achmed the dead terrorist?"
"Yeah."
"Oh that was a Jeff Dunham one."
by Kamikaze Watermelon January 12, 2009
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fuckny

short for "fucking funny" used when something is so funny you actually laugh about it for days
"Have you seen Achmed the dead terrorist?"
"Yes! It's so fuckny!"
by Kamikaze Watermelon January 12, 2009
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dapoi

Abbreviation for "Dangerous People Of Importance"

So if you do something, your dapois give a bad effect on it so you don't let them know.
I couldn't go to the movies with her because my dapoi might find out and I'll be screwed.
by Kamikaze Watermelon March 27, 2009
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yopefod

Abbreviation for YOung PEople's Fear Of Drugs. Also see groufe in general.

Yopefod is a term for when kids aged 12-15 are scared of growing up because of the stories they hear of postgraduates taking drugs and they don't want to be a hoon.
My friend was really not looking forward to a career. I think it was a case of yopefod.
by Kamikaze Watermelon January 06, 2009
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groufe

Abbreviation for GROwing Up FEar.

When kids aged 12-15 are scared of growing up because they think that they won't be able to manage it on their own.

Not to be mistaken with yopefod which is about kids being scared of becoming druggies due to peer pressure.
My friend isn't planning his future that good. Either he's badly disorganised or he's got groufe.
by Kamikaze Watermelon January 06, 2009
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idu

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Kamikaze Watermelon: idu
by Kamikaze Watermelon February 24, 2009
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