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dapoi

Abbreviation for "Dangerous People Of Importance"

So if you do something, your dapois give a bad effect on it so you don't let them know.
I couldn't go to the movies with her because my dapoi might find out and I'll be screwed.
by Kamikaze Watermelon March 27, 2009
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idu

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by Kamikaze Watermelon February 24, 2009
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prepared nervousness

when you are waiting to do something with the sudden urge right before it happens to not do it
1)
"I really want to go to Dreamworld tomorrow, but I don't know about going on The Giant Drop."

"Don't worry. That's just prepared nervousness."

2)
"When Sam was about to kick Tim in the balls, I thought he was suffering from prepared nervousness."
by Kamikaze Watermelon December 16, 2008
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tree-humper

1. (noun); one who is attracted to trees in setead of people - also see natosexual
2. (adj); wanting to protect nature so much that they will go to all extremes to protect it
3. (vrb); tree-hump: to hump a tree, but more likely just as a joke.
1. "Hey look at that chick, she's hot."
"I dunno."
"Are you gay?"
"No."
"Well you must be a tree-humper."

2. "I'm gonna pick that leaf off the tree."
"Hey, no! That's bad for the tree."
"It's only one leaf."
"But still! It could damage the tree in ways you couldn't possibly imagine!"
"Don't be a tree-humper."

3. "Hey guys. Look at this! I'm a tree-humper."
*humps tree*
"Hahaha! Very funny!"
by Kamikaze Watermelon December 17, 2008
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natosexual

one who is attracted to plants instead of people, described as a tree-humper
"that guy doesn't have a girlfriend."
"maybe he's gay."
"well i know he's not gay because he doesn't like men either. you know how you can tell..."
"yeah. so he's probably nonsexual or natosexual."
"you got that right."
by Kamikaze Watermelon December 17, 2008
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yopefod

Abbreviation for YOung PEople's Fear Of Drugs. Also see groufe in general.

Yopefod is a term for when kids aged 12-15 are scared of growing up because of the stories they hear of postgraduates taking drugs and they don't want to be a hoon.
My friend was really not looking forward to a career. I think it was a case of yopefod.
by Kamikaze Watermelon January 6, 2009
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groufe

Abbreviation for GROwing Up FEar.

When kids aged 12-15 are scared of growing up because they think that they won't be able to manage it on their own.

Not to be mistaken with yopefod which is about kids being scared of becoming druggies due to peer pressure.
My friend isn't planning his future that good. Either he's badly disorganised or he's got groufe.
by Kamikaze Watermelon January 6, 2009
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