an answering machine listing mental problems and what button to press or what to do usually contrary to what the problem is!
You have called the mental health hotline.
If you are dislexic, please ressp noe.
If you are retarded, push the pretty pink button.
If you have dillusions, hold on we are transferring your call to the mothership.
If you have autism, press the digit corresponding to the number of friends you have.
If you are schizophrenic, wait here and the small voice will tell you what to do.
If you have ADD, nobody likes you. Everybody hates you. You are a disgrace to humanity. Bring it on in our office. Press 2 for the location!
If you have aspergers, 10001110101110101001.
If you have low self-esteem, please call again. All the operators are busy.
If you are dislexic, please ressp noe.
If you are retarded, push the pretty pink button.
If you have dillusions, hold on we are transferring your call to the mothership.
If you have autism, press the digit corresponding to the number of friends you have.
If you are schizophrenic, wait here and the small voice will tell you what to do.
If you have ADD, nobody likes you. Everybody hates you. You are a disgrace to humanity. Bring it on in our office. Press 2 for the location!
If you have aspergers, 10001110101110101001.
If you have low self-esteem, please call again. All the operators are busy.
by Kamikaze Watermelon January 16, 2009
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"maybe he's gay."
"well i know he's not gay because he doesn't like men either. you know how you can tell..."
"yeah. so he's probably nonsexual or natosexual."
"you got that right."
"maybe he's gay."
"well i know he's not gay because he doesn't like men either. you know how you can tell..."
"yeah. so he's probably nonsexual or natosexual."
"you got that right."
by Kamikaze Watermelon December 17, 2008
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When kids aged 12-15 are scared of growing up because they think that they won't be able to manage it on their own.
Not to be mistaken with yopefod which is about kids being scared of becoming druggies due to peer pressure.
When kids aged 12-15 are scared of growing up because they think that they won't be able to manage it on their own.
Not to be mistaken with yopefod which is about kids being scared of becoming druggies due to peer pressure.
by Kamikaze Watermelon January 06, 2009
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Yopefod is a term for when kids aged 12-15 are scared of growing up because of the stories they hear of postgraduates taking drugs and they don't want to be a hoon.
Yopefod is a term for when kids aged 12-15 are scared of growing up because of the stories they hear of postgraduates taking drugs and they don't want to be a hoon.
by Kamikaze Watermelon January 06, 2009
Get the yopefod mug.A: (noun) A girl who frequently gives guys blow jobs. This is the literal meaning for penis-breath.
B: (adj) To have smelly breath so that people sitting around you back away from you
C: (noun) An out-of-the-blue insult, for example calling someone a bitch or a dickhead.
B: (adj) To have smelly breath so that people sitting around you back away from you
C: (noun) An out-of-the-blue insult, for example calling someone a bitch or a dickhead.
A: *sexual tone*
"Hey, how would you like to come to my place tonight?"
"Errr..."
"Don't worry. I don't have penis-breath."
B: *whispering*
"His breath stinks! Let's just go now."
"Well there really is no point in sitting next to that penis-breath."
C: "Why didn't you come and meet me after school you penis-breath?"
"Oh sorry my bitchy English teacher gave me a detention."
"Hey, how would you like to come to my place tonight?"
"Errr..."
"Don't worry. I don't have penis-breath."
B: *whispering*
"His breath stinks! Let's just go now."
"Well there really is no point in sitting next to that penis-breath."
C: "Why didn't you come and meet me after school you penis-breath?"
"Oh sorry my bitchy English teacher gave me a detention."
by Kamikaze Watermelon January 16, 2009
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"Call 1300-I-AM-A-RETARD and push the 'little pink button' because you really need to visit the Mental Health Hotline. You would be gone for a couple of days and it would really suit us all."
"At least I'm intelligent enough to use a phone."
"Yeah well you have penis-breath!"
"Was that an out-of-the-blue insult?"
"Yeah I think it was."
"At least I'm intelligent enough to use a phone."
"Yeah well you have penis-breath!"
"Was that an out-of-the-blue insult?"
"Yeah I think it was."
by Kamikaze Watermelon January 16, 2009
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"What is it?"
"It's Achmed the dead terrorist."
"Oh I've seen that, dude. It's so fuckny!"
"What is it?"
"It's Achmed the dead terrorist."
"Oh I've seen that, dude. It's so fuckny!"
by Kamikaze Watermelon January 11, 2009
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