an answering machine listing mental problems and what button to press or what to do usually contrary to what the problem is!
You have called the mental health hotline.
If you are dislexic, please ressp noe.
If you are retarded, push the pretty pink button.
If you have dillusions, hold on we are transferring your call to the mothership.
If you have autism, press the digit corresponding to the number of friends you have.
If you are schizophrenic, wait here and the small voice will tell you what to do.
If you have ADD, nobody likes you. Everybody hates you. You are a disgrace to humanity. Bring it on in our office. Press 2 for the location!
If you have aspergers, 10001110101110101001.
If you have low self-esteem, please call again. All the operators are busy.
If you are dislexic, please ressp noe.
If you are retarded, push the pretty pink button.
If you have dillusions, hold on we are transferring your call to the mothership.
If you have autism, press the digit corresponding to the number of friends you have.
If you are schizophrenic, wait here and the small voice will tell you what to do.
If you have ADD, nobody likes you. Everybody hates you. You are a disgrace to humanity. Bring it on in our office. Press 2 for the location!
If you have aspergers, 10001110101110101001.
If you have low self-esteem, please call again. All the operators are busy.
by Kamikaze Watermelon January 17, 2009
"Who created that funny video?"
"You mean Achmed the dead terrorist?"
"Yeah."
"Oh that was a Jeff Dunham one."
"You mean Achmed the dead terrorist?"
"Yeah."
"Oh that was a Jeff Dunham one."
by Kamikaze Watermelon January 12, 2009
by Kamikaze Watermelon January 12, 2009
Abbreviation for "Dangerous People Of Importance"
So if you do something, your dapois give a bad effect on it so you don't let them know.
So if you do something, your dapois give a bad effect on it so you don't let them know.
by Kamikaze Watermelon March 27, 2009
Abbreviation for YOung PEople's Fear Of Drugs. Also see groufe in general.
Yopefod is a term for when kids aged 12-15 are scared of growing up because of the stories they hear of postgraduates taking drugs and they don't want to be a hoon.
Yopefod is a term for when kids aged 12-15 are scared of growing up because of the stories they hear of postgraduates taking drugs and they don't want to be a hoon.
by Kamikaze Watermelon January 06, 2009
Abbreviation for GROwing Up FEar.
When kids aged 12-15 are scared of growing up because they think that they won't be able to manage it on their own.
Not to be mistaken with yopefod which is about kids being scared of becoming druggies due to peer pressure.
When kids aged 12-15 are scared of growing up because they think that they won't be able to manage it on their own.
Not to be mistaken with yopefod which is about kids being scared of becoming druggies due to peer pressure.
by Kamikaze Watermelon January 06, 2009
abbreviation for "i don't remember"
by Kamikaze Watermelon February 24, 2009