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Definitions by Kamikaze Watermelon

Abbreviation for "Dangerous People Of Importance"

So if you do something, your dapois give a bad effect on it so you don't let them know.
I couldn't go to the movies with her because my dapoi might find out and I'll be screwed.
dapoi by Kamikaze Watermelon March 27, 2009
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Kamikaze Watermelon: idu
idu by Kamikaze Watermelon February 24, 2009

pole-dancing 

The act of shoving a pole up one's ass, so that one gets hyped up and starts moving, therefore creating a random and humorous dance.
His pole-dancing was disturbing that night.
(verb) A double slang term of lol, however adding some emphasis on it, lolz is actually a sign that instead of lazily typing lol that the person genuinely finds your comment funny.

An Internet Slang root; lol
Random1: i hate that new kid he is such an ass-wipe
Random2: i kno hes such an ass wipe that even toilet paper has him hanging on the wall
Random1: lolz
lolz by Kamikaze Watermelon January 20, 2009
"im really sick"
"how sick? sick enough 2 get off school"
"yeah im on ab"
ab by Kamikaze Watermelon January 20, 2009

penis-breath 

A: (noun) A girl who frequently gives guys blow jobs. This is the literal meaning for penis-breath.

B: (adj) To have smelly breath so that people sitting around you back away from you

C: (noun) An out-of-the-blue insult, for example calling someone a bitch or a dickhead.
A: *sexual tone*
"Hey, how would you like to come to my place tonight?"
"Errr..."
"Don't worry. I don't have penis-breath."

B: *whispering*
"His breath stinks! Let's just go now."
"Well there really is no point in sitting next to that penis-breath."

C: "Why didn't you come and meet me after school you penis-breath?"
"Oh sorry my bitchy English teacher gave me a detention."

out-of-the-blue insult 

when you and somebody else are trying to burn each other and you want to be more original than to make a your mum comeback and you just think of something like either bitch, dickhead, gay, homo head, fucktard or penis-breath.
"Call 1300-I-AM-A-RETARD and push the 'little pink button' because you really need to visit the Mental Health Hotline. You would be gone for a couple of days and it would really suit us all."
"At least I'm intelligent enough to use a phone."
"Yeah well you have penis-breath!"
"Was that an out-of-the-blue insult?"
"Yeah I think it was."