Kamikaze Watermelon's definitions

natosexual

one who is attracted to plants instead of people, described as a tree-humper

"that guy doesn't have a girlfriend."
"maybe he's gay."
"well i know he's not gay because he doesn't like men either. you know how you can tell..."
"yeah. so he's probably nonsexual or natosexual."
"you got that right."

by Kamikaze Watermelon December 17, 2008

lolz

(verb) A double slang term of lol, however adding some emphasis on it, lolz is actually a sign that instead of lazily typing lol that the person genuinely finds your comment funny.

An Internet Slang root; lol

Random1: i hate that new kid he is such an ass-wipe
Random2: i kno hes such an ass wipe that even toilet paper has him hanging on the wall
Random1: lolz

by Kamikaze Watermelon January 20, 2009

groufe

Abbreviation for GROwing Up FEar.

When kids aged 12-15 are scared of growing up because they think that they won't be able to manage it on their own.

Not to be mistaken with yopefod which is about kids being scared of becoming druggies due to peer pressure.

My friend isn't planning his future that good. Either he's badly disorganised or he's got groufe.

by Kamikaze Watermelon January 6, 2009

dapoi

Abbreviation for "Dangerous People Of Importance"

So if you do something, your dapois give a bad effect on it so you don't let them know.

I couldn't go to the movies with her because my dapoi might find out and I'll be screwed.

by Kamikaze Watermelon March 27, 2009

prepared nervousness

when you are waiting to do something with the sudden urge right before it happens to not do it

1)
"I really want to go to Dreamworld tomorrow, but I don't know about going on The Giant Drop."

"Don't worry. That's just prepared nervousness."

2)
"When Sam was about to kick Tim in the balls, I thought he was suffering from prepared nervousness."

by Kamikaze Watermelon December 16, 2008

bird's eye boob

when you are walking on a higher level than a girl (eg; when she is sitting down or you look out from a freeway overpass) and she is wearing a dress and you can see her naked boobs from your angle.

"Hey! Check it out! Look at that chick below the bridge!"
"Wow! We've got a bird's eye boob!"

by Kamikaze Watermelon January 16, 2009

Mental Health Hotline

an answering machine listing mental problems and what button to press or what to do usually contrary to what the problem is!

You have called the mental health hotline.

If you are dislexic, please ressp noe.
If you are retarded, push the pretty pink button.
If you have dillusions, hold on we are transferring your call to the mothership.
If you have autism, press the digit corresponding to the number of friends you have.
If you are schizophrenic, wait here and the small voice will tell you what to do.
If you have ADD, nobody likes you. Everybody hates you. You are a disgrace to humanity. Bring it on in our office. Press 2 for the location!
If you have aspergers, 10001110101110101001.
If you have low self-esteem, please call again. All the operators are busy.

by Kamikaze Watermelon January 16, 2009