Kamikaze Kool-Aid Man's definitions

Huggernaut.

A combination of "hug" and "juggernaut". One of those annoying clingy people that relentlessly give you hugs.

Person 1: Oh my gosh Sally is a total huggernaut.

Person 2: Tell me about it. She latches onto me like a spider

monkey every time she sees me.

by Kamikaze Kool-Aid Man October 1, 2010

Drop a Nessie in the Loch

A euphemism for defecating inspired by the Loch Ness Monster. Similar to "dropping off the kids at the pool", yet with a Scottish flair.

Scotsman 1: Good gracious I had a lot to eat last night!

I've got to drop a nessie in the loch!

Scotsman 2: Sounds like a plan, laddie.

by Kamikaze Kool-Aid Man October 1, 2010

fratnatic

An obnoxious frat boy who hangs out with the boys way too much. Combination of "frat" and "fanatic".

Frat Guy 1: Dude, Johnson is a total fratnatic. He needs to

meet some ladies.

Frat Guy 2: Agreed. He's been having a little too much bro

time.

by Kamikaze Kool-Aid Man October 1, 2010

incobeerent

The inability to communicate due to intoxication from drinking beer. A combination of "incoherent" and "beer."

GUY 1:Dude, I knew Steve was incobeerent when he tried to

spell "apple" with prime numbers.

GUY 2: Yeah man, he really needs to lay off the sauce.

by Kamikaze Kool-Aid Man September 30, 2010

fallergies

Various irritants that descend upon humans and plague them during the fall season. A combination of "fall" and "allergies."

I'm expecting the worst when the 1st round of fallergies hits me.

by Kamikaze Kool-Aid Man October 4, 2010

Butt Boarding

When someone sits on their ass for too long. Not to be confused with exercise.

Dexter, World of Warcraft has kept you butt boarding far too long. Go meet some girls.

by Kamikaze Kool-Aid Man October 1, 2010