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Speedy BJ

Speedy Bj: The act of tazering a hoe to give faster head.
It must be done while she is in the act of providing oral sex.
1 more use for a condom: avoiding electric shock when tazering a hoe to make her give a faster bj.

The result is the energizer bunny effect aka "Speedy Bj."

Give her a free perm.

Lack of a condom could be a shocking experience.

Just tip her well.
Guy: Hey bro how was your friday?

Guy2: It was great, I got a speedy bj!

Guy: How much did that cost?

Guy2: $200 and a few teeth marks.
by kamel_reds January 25, 2010
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Online Tag

Online Tag: When you have the same friend on 4 or more social networks, or instant messengers, and nearly miss them everytime. Usually this involves keeping the same browser window open, not opening tabs.
You just switch from website to website hoping to catch a minute of conversation.
It's more entertaining than sending emails.
Guy: Hey I finally reached you!

Guy2: What do you mean?

Guy: I was playing Online Tag all morning!

Guy2: Sorry, I was all over.
by kamel_reds January 25, 2010
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lmbc

xx420blazeitxx: omfg
Yolo Swaggins: stfu pleb
Gainzasaurus Flex: LmBC
by kamel_reds May 8, 2015
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free pizza

"free pizza"

It is the act of copulating, sex, bumping ugly's, or something along the lines of that.
mike: Hey danica, lets go to my house, and get some free pizza!
danica: FREE PIZZA! ALRIGHT! I love pizza!
mike: Your a fuckin' dip! (dip shit) nvm I guess im just going to have to teabag you.

me and my girlfriend are constantly having free pizza.
by kamel_reds March 25, 2008
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Tank Strip

When someone who like privacy puts 5% tint on every window of their car, but leaves a 1 foot tall line across the windshield to see through.
Many mexicans in my neighborhood have tank strips. They think people frown on them invading and selling drugs.
by kamel_reds May 7, 2009
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gtfo

"gtfo"

commonly confused with "get the fuck out."
actually means, "get the fuck off."
man' why ya gotta be all up on me gtfo! and stfu!
by kamel_reds March 25, 2008
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Mushroom Booster

Mushroom Booster = Vitamin C
If you feel somewhat suicidal, consider taking a few thousand milligrams of vitamin C with your Eighth.
Vitamin C can higher the affect, and make it hit faster and harder than anyone could expect. It highly adds to the visual aspect as well.

Commence nude hiking in a dark forrest.
Me and my friends pulled a mushroom booster, got lost in the woods, and almost starved to death.
by kamel_reds December 15, 2009
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