Kamel_Reds's definitions
Speedy Bj: The act of tazering a hoe to give faster head.
It must be done while she is in the act of providing oral sex.
1 more use for a condom: avoiding electric shock when tazering a hoe to make her give a faster bj.
The result is the energizer bunny effect aka "Speedy Bj."
Give her a free perm.
Lack of a condom could be a shocking experience.
Just tip her well.
It must be done while she is in the act of providing oral sex.
1 more use for a condom: avoiding electric shock when tazering a hoe to make her give a faster bj.
The result is the energizer bunny effect aka "Speedy Bj."
Give her a free perm.
Lack of a condom could be a shocking experience.
Just tip her well.
Guy: Hey bro how was your friday?
Guy2: It was great, I got a speedy bj!
Guy: How much did that cost?
Guy2: $200 and a few teeth marks.
Guy2: It was great, I got a speedy bj!
Guy: How much did that cost?
Guy2: $200 and a few teeth marks.
by kamel_reds January 25, 2010
Get the Speedy BJmug. 1. Oh My God, Fuck!
Back in 03' or 04' I was about 14 and was wasting my life playing a MMORPG called Runescape. I was on my level 60...
I had like 84 strength at the time, and was fighting a tank ranger. he had full rune (g).
I saw he was at about quarter health, so I pulled the rune 2h. I slammed a 24 almost instantly, killing him, and as he fell over his last words where: OMGF
It was amazing, me and my friend started laughing our asses off.
Back in 03' or 04' I was about 14 and was wasting my life playing a MMORPG called Runescape. I was on my level 60...
I had like 84 strength at the time, and was fighting a tank ranger. he had full rune (g).
I saw he was at about quarter health, so I pulled the rune 2h. I slammed a 24 almost instantly, killing him, and as he fell over his last words where: OMGF
It was amazing, me and my friend started laughing our asses off.
Despite his extremely high defense, I managed to finish him off with the rune 2h.
His final words where: OMGF
It's only 1.2 million gp... not too bad.
His final words where: OMGF
It's only 1.2 million gp... not too bad.
by kamel_reds February 17, 2009
Get the OMGFmug. n. The ungodly sour wind that comes out of a girls vagina after taking too much cock in her lifetime.
Usually embarrassing the perpetrator causing them to leave after you say "I have to pee."
Usually embarrassing the perpetrator causing them to leave after you say "I have to pee."
Lonewolf688: How was your date?
Kamel_reds: It was all good... until she pulled a queef and run! I think she ganked most of my condoms too!
Lonewolf688: What a skanky bitch.
Kamel_reds: It was all good... until she pulled a queef and run! I think she ganked most of my condoms too!
Lonewolf688: What a skanky bitch.
by kamel_reds February 26, 2009
Get the Queef And Runmug. When you have entirely too many people poking you on facebook, or: the same person repeatedly poking you.
by kamel_reds December 20, 2010
Get the Overpokingmug. Online Tag: When you have the same friend on 4 or more social networks, or instant messengers, and nearly miss them everytime. Usually this involves keeping the same browser window open, not opening tabs.
You just switch from website to website hoping to catch a minute of conversation.
It's more entertaining than sending emails.
You just switch from website to website hoping to catch a minute of conversation.
It's more entertaining than sending emails.
Guy: Hey I finally reached you!
Guy2: What do you mean?
Guy: I was playing Online Tag all morning!
Guy2: Sorry, I was all over.
Guy2: What do you mean?
Guy: I was playing Online Tag all morning!
Guy2: Sorry, I was all over.
by kamel_reds January 25, 2010
Get the Online Tagmug. by kamel_reds May 8, 2015
Get the lmbcmug. by kamel_reds March 25, 2008
Get the gtfomug.