Kaine Parker's definitions

John Cena Heel Turn

1. A fabled heel turn in which John Cena, who has been babyface most of his career. Some people think it will happen. It is shrouded in Legend.

2. Something very unlikely to happen.

Person 1: *suggests something stupid like a theory*
Person 2: That's more unlikely than a John Cena Heel Turn

by Kaine Parker July 2, 2016

Pacitti Special

A two-for-one, killing two birds with one stone, etc.
Usually used in a negative context, as in something bad happening.
Can be light-hearted or really tragic.

Man, David Bowie AND Robin Williams are dead. That's a Pacitti Special.

by Kaine Parker July 2, 2016

The Peoples' Eyebrow

When The Rock was a heel in the WWF, Now WWE, he would raise an eyebrow and that's what he called it, similar to The Peoples' Elbow.

The Rock: *raises eyebrow* "That's what I like to call, The Peoples' Eyebrow."

by Kaine Parker July 2, 2016

the most electrifying man in sports entertainment

The Rock Dwayne Johnson according to the announcers and fans of WWE.

Jim Ross: "OH MY GOD IT'S THE ROCK!"
Jerry Lawler :"HE'S HERE! HE'S HERE! I DON'T BELIEVE IT!"
Michael Cole : " He's the most electrifying man in sports entertainment!"

by Kaine Parker July 2, 2016