France

Hell

I was having a good day, then I remembered that France still exists.

by Kahjite October 23, 2024

Vandal

The AK-47 styled rifle in the game Valorant that everyone bothers you about in requesting a skin for.

Bro can I have your Vandal skin?

No you broke fuck buy your own skin.

by Kahjite July 28, 2022

white top

Only applies to areas where police cars have their tops painted white.

Police car.

Yo, slow the fuck down! That’s a white top up there.

by Kahjite September 26, 2023

Mely

Abbreviated/slang term for a melatonin.

I popped a mely last night and was out for 10 hours.

by Kahjite September 11, 2022

Blue Ringed Octopus

Just another one of Australia’s creatures that can fucking kill you. Small octopus with noticeable blue rings, harboring in the Western Pacific Ocean. It’s small frame contains a neurotoxin that will send you to meet Jesus. Not can, will.

Mate I think I touched a Blue Ringed Octopus.

Well nice knowing you.

by Kahjite October 23, 2024