Definitions by Kahjite

Blue Ringed Octopus

Just another one of Australia’s creatures that can fucking kill you. Small octopus with noticeable blue rings, harboring in the Western Pacific Ocean. It’s small frame contains a neurotoxin that will send you to meet Jesus. Not can, will.

Mate I think I touched a Blue Ringed Octopus.

Well nice knowing you.

Blue Ringed Octopus by Kahjite October 22, 2024

France 

Hell

I was having a good day, then I remembered that France still exists.

France by Kahjite October 22, 2024

white top 

Only applies to areas where police cars have their tops painted white.

Police car.

Yo, slow the fuck down! That’s a white top up there.

white top by Kahjite September 25, 2023

Mely 

Abbreviated/slang term for a melatonin.

I popped a mely last night and was out for 10 hours.

Mely by Kahjite September 11, 2022

Vandal 

The AK-47 styled rifle in the game Valorant that everyone bothers you about in requesting a skin for.

Bro can I have your Vandal skin?

No you broke fuck buy your own skin.

Vandal by Kahjite July 28, 2022