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Definitions by KSparx

Sleepwoker 

Someone who either doesn't know, or doesn't give a shit, about the "woke" culture or issues.
1: What do you think about all these woke people?
2: What about 'em? A little early for bed, ain't it?
1: Dude. You really are a Sleepwoker.
Sleepwoker by KSparx September 13, 2020

Christopher Woken 

A woke dude going nuts in public. An SJW dude acting crazy. A crazy Darren.
Man! Look at that guy going off on those Trump supporters. He's nuts! It must be Christopher Woken.
Christopher Woken by KSparx September 13, 2020

Bitchident 

Any type of incident caused by a bitch. Usually involves loud & obnoxious screaming, along with the pointing & shaking of a finger, usually aimed towards the face of the bitchident recipient. Most bitchidents involve the usual suspects, such as Karens, Ho's, Feminazis, Female ANTIFA Members, and generic Female Trailer Trash.
The poor bastard at the drive-thru got her coffee wrong. That Karen started a bitchident that backed up traffic for 15 minutes!
Bitchident by KSparx July 18, 2020
Buffy: Oh SNAP! These sure are trying times. This Obamanomics bullshit is driving this country in the dirt!

Biff: A M P M

Buffy: You're an asshole, Biff!
A M P M by KSparx November 14, 2011