Dooron

A person who never knows whether to push or pull when approaching a doorway, usually ending in embarrassment.

(Tony, like a dick, tries to push open the glass lobby door that is clearly labeled PULL, hurting himself, spilling his coffee, dropping his phone, and making a noise loud enough to turn heads.)

David (walking by): Did you see that? Tony just smashed his face into that door!
Rees: Fucking Tony. What a dooron.

by K. Magnus August 21, 2014