Greasy Toolbox

You should have heard her scream when I pounded her greasy toolbox with my spam hammer.
by Just-in Jizzed-out December 05, 2010
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Furry Satchel

After sucking on my love spuds she grabbed my pork sword and slid it into her furry satchel.
by Just-in Jizzed-out December 05, 2010
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Pork Purse

He slipped his throbbing spam hammer into her pork purse.
by Just-in Jizzed-out December 04, 2010
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