Just a smith's definitions

19.99

It’s $20

Cashier: it’s 19.99
Me: scammer you billed me $20 you ass made of lettuce

by Just a smith September 15, 2023

No

Fuck off

Me: no

by Just a smith November 20, 2023

Tiktok laughter syndrome

A rare syndrome that makes people never laugh at a tiktok in their life, unless it’s extraordinary funny. Most of the people with tiktok laughter syndrome don’t use tiktok actively. Shortened to TLS.

Friend: I think I got TLS (Tiktok laughter syndrome)
Me: good
Friend 2: Not good.

by Just a smith May 26, 2022

Joy

Something no one has

Person 1: have you ever had joy?
Person 2: never

by Just a smith September 11, 2021

Teal

For fucks sake it is not bright blue, its dark blue. Light blue is turquoise you shits

That color is teal

by Just a smith November 20, 2023

Shit

It’s a piece of shit. You know what this is. Why are you here?

I took a shit.

by Just a smith September 15, 2023

Almond milk

Shit curry from birds

Randy (random guy): i think i like almond milk
Rando: d(f)uck off

by Just a smith November 20, 2023