Just Kenny's definitions

Cotts

The dude that you think is a combination of a nerd and an asshole who surprises you and turns out to be the baddest motherfucker that you know.

I thought he was a fucking asshole but he gets more pussy than any of us. It turns out he was Cotts.

by Just Kenny March 3, 2026

Cotts

The dude that you think is a combination of a nerd and an asshole who surprises you and turns out to be the baddest motherfucker that you know.

I thought he was a fucking asshole but he gets more pussy than any of us. It turns out he was Cotts.

by Just Kenny March 3, 2026

Chisum

The guy that you work with who is literally the least qualified person for the job. He shows up at meetings and you keep wondering what the fuck does that dude do here anyway? The actual answer is nothing.

I went to the early morning team meeting and who walks in but Chisum.

by Just Kenny March 3, 2026

Uugengiven

A man with a beard who dresses like a woman, but always in a dress and never in a pants suit.

Did you see the dress that John wore today? He’s a total uugengiven!

by Just Kenny March 5, 2026

Toxic Them Syndrome

That feeling that you get when you sit down with a therapist and they use your entire 50 minute hour to tell you how toxic the world has been to them and why it makes them the best person for you to talk to… “because they understand.”

Also can be used to describe a therapist who says that they used to be a lawyer but they found that the opposing lawyer created too toxic of an environment for them so they decided to help you work on your problems rather than figuring out their own.

I finally did it and scheduled an appointment to get some help and holy shit, in 50 minutes I figured out that my problems are nothing compared to the ones that the therapist has. They kept talking about how toxic everybody and everything has been to them. I’m no shrink but I’m pretty sure that they had Toxic Them Syndrome.

by Just Kenny March 11, 2026