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Definitions by Jumbled McGobbledygook

Cuntlight 

a glow in the dark dildo
Rachel just pawned off her old cuntlight because she was so broke
Cuntlight by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020
a bunch of vehicles escorting cunty ladies
They are planning a picnic. Cuntisha will be leading the cuntvoy
Cuntvoy by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020
a police officer in charge of dealing with cunty bitches being cunty in public / people displaying antisocial behaviour
Sam likes being a cuntcop
Cuntcop by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020
Income generated by sex work
Billy's bitch makes a lot of cuntcash
Cuntcash by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

Cuntstown 

A fabled town founded historically by immigrants from Cuntshire from across the pond
This cuntpike leads straight to cuntstown
Cuntstown by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

Cuntstriction 

Vaginismus (spasm) or constriction which may require surgical reconstruction of vagina
Natasha is suffering from cuntstriction after getting repeated bouts of nasty STIs