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Xi Cuntpig

The Chinese dictator who exported the China virus globally

The Italians embraced Chinamen during the initial phases of the Xindemic, that made matters worse during the initial phase.
Xi Cuntpig ate some infected batshit soup & farted out some virus
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 19, 2020
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Fartodyree

A farty fairy that produces biogas on the farm

Derived from Fenodyree from The Isle of Man
Poor old Jack had a Fartodyree on his farm to help him with his fuel needs for heating & cooking. He had plenty & never ran out of it.
by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 8, 2021
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burp polish

When someone burps on any surface & shines it with a piece of cloth. Derived from Boot polish.
Farty Sam is burp polishing his car windscreen & mirrors
by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 7, 2021
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cunt-martial

a court or a trial conducted in such court, where members of army of cunts are subjected to punishment if found guilty
Alice just got cunt-martialed for not being too cunty
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020
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Sniffing Tom

A person who stealthily sniffs other people's butts without them knowing.
Sam: Jimmy was caught hiding under the couples bed. A sneaky Peeping Tom he is.
Jeremiah: No he is a Sniffing Tom, he was sniffing their butts when they were asleep.
by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 13, 2021
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turdmare

A nightmare where you dream of giant turdtowns & rivers of turd & turdmonsters chasing you
Sam: I just had a frightening turdmare yesterday
by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 9, 2021
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lousy fart

Jimmy ripped a lousy fart & the crowd dispersed
by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 23, 2021
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