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Dick

A German company that makes Sausage fillers
I just ordered Dick Sausage fillers from dick.de
by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 7, 2021
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Batshit

I pranked Amy by replacing her Civet Shit coffee beans (Kopi Luwak) with some batshit. She drank the brew & that's how she caught China virus.
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 19, 2020
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Cuntestant

someone who takes part in a competition, competing for the cuntiest cunt of the year award
Cuntisha is the most cunty cuntestant
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020
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cunt-martial

a court or a trial conducted in such court, where members of army of cunts are subjected to punishment if found guilty
Alice just got cunt-martialed for not being too cunty
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020
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Sniffing Tom

A person who stealthily sniffs other people's butts without them knowing.
Sam: Jimmy was caught hiding under the couples bed. A sneaky Peeping Tom he is.
Jeremiah: No he is a Sniffing Tom, he was sniffing their butts when they were asleep.
by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 13, 2021
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Turdalgia

derived from nostalgia, nostalgic for a turd
Jimmy was constipated for 15 days, then he dropped a massive Turdosaurus Rex but was reluctant to flush it out because it had become a part of him for 2 weeks. Even later during the day he kept missing the turd as he got emotionally attached to it. That's a serious case of turdalgia.
by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 14, 2021
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Asstrologer

A fag from San Fagsisco who has learned the art of divination & birth chart reading
Muscle Mary: My asstrologer told me I have my stars aligned in fagittarius
by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 8, 2021
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