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Hey look at that Buttwardhan, smaking that badonkadonk & poking his boner in all inappropriate places
by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 5, 2021
Get the Buttwardhan mug.It the study of economic impact of farts, like fart-economics. It includes study of economic impact of farts in terms of global greenhouse effect, farts that lead to people getting fired, farts that can get you hired, farts that lead to increased business expenses from purchasing lots of room fresheners for your business, farts that can spread pathogens, farts that can cause panic leading to nuclear warfare and much more. It's study can be divided into microfartonomics & macrofartonomics, which by the way have nothing to do with the amount of gas expelled or the magnitude of it's stench.
Jim Colon: Hey I enrolled in Fartmouth college to study fartonomics. I want to become a fartonomist. My inspiration comes from Xi Jinping who had bat soup for lunch & later that day, farted out the China virus which has a great economic impact.
by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 6, 2021
Get the fartonomics mug.Naradasur / नारदासुर (Narada-monster) is a monster is various Hindu mythological texts, who often fucks up everything, for others, by seeding feelings of self-doubts, revenge, confusion etc. etc. in minds of other people.
by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 6, 2021
Get the Naradasur mug.Muhammedasur (मुहम्मद + असुर = मुहम्मदासुर also known as मुहम्मद-पैगंबर) is a demon mentioned in मुहम्मद पुराण, an lesser known ancient puranic text, who sows seeds of hatred, hypocrisy, anger, confusion, intolerance, pedophilia, violence etc. etc. etc. in the minds of a third of the world's population during the reign of king Harshavardhana (हर्षवर्धन) of Vardhana (वर्धन) dynasty. He is described to be 'a demon' from 'the lands to the west' whose influence would last on the minds of people few millennia after king Harshavardhana's death. Chinese traveler Xuanzang, born in present day Henan travelled to Kannauj & quoted मुहम्मद पुराण & मुहम्मदासुर in his travel diaries & the terror it would later create in the minds of the descendents of Harshavardhana's subjects for many millennia to come.
by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 7, 2021
Get the Muhammedasur mug.Priyadarshani Narayan Yadav of Lucknow, who violently assaulted an innocent cab driver on a traffic intersection in front of hundreds of passerby as well as the traffic police, stopping the vehicular traffic & creating a huge spectacle. She stole his money, destroyed his mobile phone & slapped him 22 times for no reason while he sucked it up exercising extreme restraint, saying, if you were a man I would retaliate. The video is viral all over India & has attracted significant global attention. Lucknow girl is worse than 100 Karens combined.
People are demanding that Lucknow girl be put behind bars for aggravated assault, robbery & destruction of someone's possessions.
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Get the Turd Kohlhepp mug.1) अबे राजू क्या खा कर आया है? ठुस्की छोड़े जा रहा है!
2) Here comes Samantha, you can smell her thuski form 700 feet away!
2) Here comes Samantha, you can smell her thuski form 700 feet away!
by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 13, 2021
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