Definitions by Jumbled McGobbledygook

China 

The country behind the 2020 Xindemic, a nasty global health crisis

Xi Cuntpig, the dictator from china ate some infected batshit soup & farted out some noxious virus, then exported it globally & later tried to cover it up. Unfortunately nobody really talks about him but everyone likes to grill poor old Dotart Trump for not handling the Xindemic properly.

China by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 19, 2020

Xindemic 

the global health crisis of 2020

Xi Cuntpig ate some infected batshit soup & farted out some noxious virus, then exported it globally & later tried to cover it up. Unfortunately nobody really talks about him but everyone likes to grill poor old Dotart Trump for not handling the Xindemic properly.

Xindemic by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 19, 2020

Xi Cuntpig 

The Chinese dictator who exported the China virus globally

The Italians embraced Chinamen during the initial phases of the Xindemic, that made matters worse during the initial phase.

Xi Cuntpig ate some infected batshit soup & farted out some virus

Xi Cuntpig by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 19, 2020

Frobscottle 

Frobscottle is a green-colored fizzy drink, where the bubbles go down instead of up. This is the cause of Whizzpoppers (which are farts)

Frobscottle tastes delicious to Sophie

Frobscottle by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 15, 2020

Cuntpass 

A device similar to a compass, but one that points to cunts in the vicinity instead of the magnetic north.

Jack Sparrow traded his compass for a cuntpass & a bottle of rum. Now he wonders if he has enough leverage...

Cuntpass by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 15, 2020

Cuntasur 

Cunt + Asur
Pronounced cunta-sur (Cunt Demon / Demonic cunt)

Asur / Asura (असुर) is derived from Sanskrit, meaning demon

Sam was out in the woods looking for a bigfoot, instead he met a cuntasur

Cuntasur by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 15, 2020

Cuntiligo 

Cunt + Vitiligo

Vitiligo of the cunt

Cuntisha developed autoimmune Cuntiligo

Cuntiligo by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 15, 2020