Cuntvoy

a bunch of vehicles escorting cunty ladies
They are planning a picnic. Cuntisha will be leading the cuntvoy
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020
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Xit

Xi Jinping's shit, which 1.4 billion Chinese people have to clean up or rather suck it up
1) China has no real friends & no true allies! That xit is so fucked up! Guess what, the check book diplomacy & the debt trap tactics don't earn true friends! And warmongering & territorial claims don't help either!

2) Most of China's private schools are being taken over by the government as I type this, most English textbooks published in the west is being gradually banned & private tutoring can no longer be done for profit (which means it will die out). English will not be taught in these government controlled schools anymore 'to reduce the academic burden on students'. This is going to make way for Chinese propaganda textbooks taught in state schools, to kids who only learn Chinese language. This is a good way to keep the masses under control. This is some really messed up xit.

3) UD now decides to not publish any of my definitions anymore for who knows why! They decide to trample on my freedom of expression. That's some really fucked up xit!
by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 15, 2021
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brown chalk

chalksticks made by mixing turd & lime
My teacher had only green, blue, pink, orange & white chalksticks, so I gifted her brown chalk on teacher's day for colour coding
by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 23, 2021
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Buttwheat

If you swallow uncooked unsoaked buckwheat seeds with water, next day you poop out Buttwheat.

This is similar to Turdmillets
@ After 20 minutes of explaining @
Cashier: Mam, we don't have any Buttwheat in our store shelves. I don't know which health website you came across & what article you happened to read. I must ask you to leave.
by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 07, 2021
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Hindi

a language spoken by a billion people, but not yet available as a language option in the dropdown menu of urbandictionary.com's new word adder
Jimmy: I learnt a few hindi slang words & tried to add em to urban dictionary, but they don't seem to accept hindi words
Rohit: Yeah, they are waiting for the number of native hindi speakers to cross the 2 billion mark
by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 15, 2021
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Cuntistan

A fabled land ruled by a cuntcess
Ivanka Trump is a cuntcess of Cuntistan
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 09, 2020
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turdotherapy

Therapy using turd, designed to provide an outlet for coprophilia
Next week Ana has scheduled her turdotherapy session for release, as the pressure has been building up
by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 18, 2021
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