Jumbled McGobbledygook's definitions

assmati

It is a variety of rice that is believed to have been developed by crossing basmati with some unknown variety. It was supposed to be more fragrant than basmati, but it ended up smelling like ass.

Bitches lets cook up some cheap ass assmati & make some cheap ass sake

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 12, 2021

Cuntophone

a recording of a annoying person's voice, like an ex's voicemail. Derived from the word gramophone.

Amy is leaving so many voicemails, I'm tired of listening to her cuntophone records

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020

Taliban Khan

A former cricketer & currently the prime minister of Napakistan & ring leader of ISI & state sponsored terrorism

Taliban Khan & his cronies are busy plotting their next move. You may soon see firecrackers going off (bomb blasts). He was instrumental in recent Taliban victory.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 23, 2021

Tardliban

Retards who will soon push Afghanistan into dark ages.

Tardlibans have wrestled their way to power. They were not demoralized for 2 decades & kept fighting for a cause they so strongly believed in, which is to terrorize the shit out of their own people & push Afghanistan back into the dark ages.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 15, 2021

thuski

This is a silent fart with a nasty stench (ठुस्की / ઠુસ્કી)

1) अबे राजू क्या खा कर आया है? ठुस्की छोड़े जा रहा है!

2) Here comes Samantha, you can smell her thuski form 700 feet away!

by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 13, 2021

Broadmoor

A high-security psychiatric hospital in Crowthorne, Berkshire, England

The worst of the lot are sent to Broadmoor

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

turdskiing

Skiing downhill a pile of turd

Ana went turdskiing in skidrow

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 29, 2021