Ashrafghanistan

Fall of democracy & rise of Sharia warlords

Ashraf Ghani escapes Afghanistan which gets pushed into dark ages by Tardliban as I type this
The world witnesses Ashrafghanistan as Tardliban comes to power
by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 15, 2021
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burp polish

When someone burps on any surface & shines it with a piece of cloth. Derived from Boot polish.
Farty Sam is burp polishing his car windscreen & mirrors
by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 07, 2021
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Creepmas

Creepy Christmas, when one of those creepy Christmas legends become true
Krampus: Ho Ho Ho! Merry Creepmas!
by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 01, 2021
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Cuntogram

a graphical representation of readings taken using a cuntometer
The library has a vast collection of cuntogram from the victorian times
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020
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Turdistador

Hernan Cortez & his fellow turds that conquered Mexico & other parts of Americas
16 century turdistadors were primarily driven by greed
by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 18, 2021
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spunktoberfest

A festival celebrated in the city of Dildo, Canada to attract tourists. They took some inspiration from Munich Oktoberfest.
Ana, Julia, Samantha, Razia & Trisha are going to Dildo to celebrate Spunktoberfest. They are starving.
by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 17, 2021
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crapril

crapril sees an explosion of chinavirus cases
by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 19, 2021
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