Cuntylanak

A cunty woman who dies before time becomes a Cuntylanak & continues to haunt her victims. A Cuntylanak is a subtype of Kuntilanak.
My bitch died & became a Cuntylanak. She haunts me as before.

Karen next door died & became a cuntylanak & continues to haunt store managers.
by Jumbled McGobbledygook May 01, 2022
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Cuntophone

a recording of a annoying person's voice, like an ex's voicemail. Derived from the word gramophone.
Amy is leaving so many voicemails, I'm tired of listening to her cuntophone records
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 09, 2020
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Civet shit

Kopi luwak is a coffee that consists of partially digested coffee cherries, which were eaten and defecated by the Asian palm civet
Everyone in my office loves to sniff brewed civet shit. Roxane even has a pet civet who only gets to eat coffee berries while she brews his shit for breakfast, lunch & dinner.
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 19, 2020
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Burpmas

When everyone drinks lots of carbonated drinks & synchronizes their burps in chorus to Jingle bells melody during Christmas party
Micki: All the cans of fizzy drinks we bought are empty, and there were a lot of them. Come on! it's a good time for our burpmas melody.
(Then Simone starts playing the guitar & everyone gathers around in a circle. Merry Burpmas everybody!!)
by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 01, 2021
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Trumpopotamus

A critically endangered species of orange colored bipedal hippopotamus
There is just one last living trumpopotamus in the world, kept in a zoo at 721-725 fifth Avenue, Manhattan
by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 27, 2022
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D-Rex

Asuka's pussy ferociously attacked the D-Rex lying on her bookshelf
by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 15, 2021
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Dotardess

feminine form of the word Dotard
Hillary Clinton is a cunty dotardess with a chronic cough
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020
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