Definitions by Jumbled McGobbledygook

Trumpasur 

Trump + Asura = Trumpasur / ट्रम्पासुर / Trump Demon, derived from Sanskrit, 'u' is pronounced 'oo' that is Trumpasoor

The reign of the evil Trumpasur comes to an end

Trumpasur by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 19, 2021

Burpboxing 

Similar to beatboxing, except that it's done with burps

There is a burpboxing battle going on, care to join?

Burpboxing by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 19, 2021

Dildai Lama

Spiritual leader appointed by dicks that run the CCP

Xi Cuntpig will appoint the next Dildai Lama

Dildai Lama by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 18, 2021

Snortmas

When your friends gather to snort coke on Christmas because your long time drug dealer offers Christmas discounts

We are celebrating snortmas on 25th & everyone is invited!

Snortmas by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 18, 2021

Shart Syrup 

When you apply any kind of syrup on a bitch's asshole & she sharts, the two fluids combine to form shart syrup

Jessica had a sweet tooth yesterday, so I tried to give her a sweet ass-to-mouth but instead she ended up tasting shart syrup

Shart Syrup by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 17, 2021

turdmillets 

People in certain cultures feed millet seeds to cows on certain auspicious festive days, like all they get to eat is tons of millets all day. Cows can't handle millets & the seeds come out whole in cow dung the next day, like its studded with tons of millets

Joanna: Hey I was planning to go to the Hare Krishna temple to feed millets to cows, wanna come along?
Roxanne: Hell no, don't, you'll give them cows a bad case of turdmillets

turdmillets by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 16, 2021

Urdu 

A language that originated in India from fusion of Hindi with Farsi & Arabic, just as modern English derives up to 25% vocabulary from French.

Currently spoken in India & Pakistan. A language of Love, Romance & Beauty. A language you want to learn if you want to be a Hindi writer or poet & be able to express emotions more beautifully. Hindi's cooler cousin. Urdu & Hindi are mutually intelligible. Falsely believed to be a language of Muslims. It's spoken & loved by Indian & Pakistani muslims & non-muslims alike. If you consider French one of the most beautiful European languages, Urdu can be considered one of the most beautiful Indian languages.

Roxanne: For language studies, I wonder if I should opt for Hindi or Urdu
Deepika: Urdu is obviously the better choice

Urdu by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 15, 2021