Jumbled McGobbledygook's definitions

Pharb

A dumbass stupidcunt definition that gets not just accepted in UD, but becomes the word of the day while some great ass words never get accepted in UD & most certainly don't get selected as the word of the day & trending words list, thanks to editors!

Pharbheaded editors were smoking some pharb & drinking pharb-infused drinks & eating some pharb-salad today when they decided to start editing the UD!

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 12, 2021

Turdalgia

derived from nostalgia, nostalgic for a turd

Jimmy was constipated for 15 days, then he dropped a massive Turdosaurus Rex but was reluctant to flush it out because it had become a part of him for 2 weeks. Even later during the day he kept missing the turd as he got emotionally attached to it. That's a serious case of turdalgia.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 14, 2021

Turdmeric

A spice loved by butt burglars

Ass pirates commandeered a ship carrying a cargo of turdmeric

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 14, 2021

Assmeralda

Assmeralda is a bubbly butt, big booty girl who loves anal sex more than anything else. She can only orgasm from anal. She is the perfect anal queen.

Hey is that Esmeralda over there? She is my Assmeralda

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 17, 2021

spunktoberfest

A festival celebrated in the city of Dildo, Canada to attract tourists. They took some inspiration from Munich Oktoberfest.

Ana, Julia, Samantha, Razia & Trisha are going to Dildo to celebrate Spunktoberfest. They are starving.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 17, 2021

Malcolm Turdbull

Australian politician

Malcolm Turdbull was flushed out of his office

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 17, 2021

Turdminster

A district in London which extends to the river Thames which had more turd by volume than water before epidemiology & sanitation & disease process was properly understood by man probably during Victorian times

I will meet you at the Turdminster bridge

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 17, 2021