Definitions by Jumbled McGobbledygook
gobbledycock
A cocksucking session characterized by jumbled, hard to understand mess. Usually happens under influence.
Ana & his 3 roommates had a session of gobbledycock. She was dazes & blew them all real good, but she doesn't know why!
gobbledycock by Jumbled McGobbledygook March 22, 2021
FDA
FDA by Jumbled McGobbledygook March 20, 2021
icycle
A bicycle with circular saw as wheels instead of rubber tires, you can modify your bike to easily run on ice. Pronounced as 'eye-sickle'. Synonymous with icecycle, icycycle etc.
Jason: Upon my bicycle expedition to arctic Canada, I couldn't ride my bike & my turd froze solid halfway before it came out. I called for help when my buddy bob build an icycle & got it shipped to me & thus I was able to finish my expedition. I could ride it & cut frozen turd with it. That's what I call a win-win situation. YouTube makes people do crazy things you know.
icycle by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 26, 2021
oilmighty
The almighty black gold, that powers our modern world & economy. Mankind will eventually have to grow up & gradually transition to greener energy & stop suckling mama earth's titties.
Jimmy: Let's all pray to oilmighty, who puts food on our table, roof our our heads & runs the world.
(then proceeds to have dinner...)
(then proceeds to have dinner...)
oilmighty by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 23, 2021
deepshit horizon
The explosion at deepwater horizon oil field, which holds the record for deepest offshore well drilled, the largest marine oil spill it created & the deep shit in which many marine & terrestrial organisms, the residents of many beach towns, employees of Transocean & BP & BP plc itself landed into.
Folks over at BP were exploring the horizons of how deep they can land in deepshit trying to save some money. The deepshit horizon oil rig exploded as a result of some shitjob that landed them & many more in deepshit!
deepshit horizon by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 23, 2021
AssDonalds
A McDonalds gone bad, smells worse than your ass. It may contain some pink gooey turd extruded by Jack, a giant industrial meat & slime extruder.
Sasha: Do you have any food?
Martha: Check my fridge.
Sasha: Eww... you only have some AssDonalds lying around
Martha: Yeah they are like 16 months old, eat em if you want
Martha: Check my fridge.
Sasha: Eww... you only have some AssDonalds lying around
Martha: Yeah they are like 16 months old, eat em if you want
AssDonalds by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 20, 2021