blitzcrack

When someone packs crack cocaine in a charger & blindly shoves the charger up their asshole, using their asscrack as a guide, because they just saw DEA officers heading in their direction. Derived from blitzkrieg.

The term charger is hard to find in the dictionary but can be found in the novel Papillon by Henri Charrière

In a blitzcrack, bobby slid the charger full of crack through his asscrack & up his asshole

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 08, 2021

Malcolm Turdbull

Australian politician

Malcolm Turdbull was flushed out of his office

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 17, 2021

Cuntbersome

difficult to deal with, difficult to manage especially when it involves a cunty individual

David's divorce was a long drawn cuntbersome process

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

Trumpmongering

Fear mongering by the tangerine turd aka Trump

The last presidency was so full of trumpmongering

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 03, 2021

Turd Kohlhepp

A piece of shit from South Carolina, who killed many people

Turd Kohlhepp is serving 7 life sentences

by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 10, 2021

Bazarak

badass resistance fighters come from here

Let me send 1 bitcoin to those badasses in Bazarak

by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 30, 2021

oilmighty

The almighty black gold, that powers our modern world & economy. Mankind will eventually have to grow up & gradually transition to greener energy & stop suckling mama earth's titties.

Jimmy: Let's all pray to oilmighty, who puts food on our table, roof our our heads & runs the world.
(then proceeds to have dinner...)

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 23, 2021