Burptoberfest

Beer & Burp festivities celebrated in Munich each year

Lets go to Burptoberfest this year! It's gonna be fun!

Burptoberfest has a crazy atmosphere. I even saw a group of 10 kids giving burpjob to someone's pet dog!

by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 30, 2021

Cuntstriction

Vaginismus (spasm) or constriction which may require surgical reconstruction of vagina

Natasha is suffering from cuntstriction after getting repeated bouts of nasty STIs

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

Muhammedasur

Muhammedasur (मुहम्मद + असुर = मुहम्मदासुर also known as मुहम्मद-पैगंबर) is a demon mentioned in मुहम्मद पुराण, an lesser known ancient puranic text, who sows seeds of hatred, hypocrisy, anger, confusion, intolerance, pedophilia, violence etc. etc. etc. in the minds of a third of the world's population during the reign of king Harshavardhana (हर्षवर्धन) of Vardhana (वर्धन) dynasty. He is described to be 'a demon' from 'the lands to the west' whose influence would last on the minds of people few millennia after king Harshavardhana's death. Chinese traveler Xuanzang, born in present day Henan travelled to Kannauj & quoted मुहम्मद पुराण & मुहम्मदासुर in his travel diaries & the terror it would later create in the minds of the descendents of Harshavardhana's subjects for many millennia to come.

Muhammedasur, you are not welcome here. Go back to where you came from.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 07, 2021

turdpelter

any creature that likes pelting their turds at you, some monkeys do that & you can watch this action on youtube at- aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cueW91dHViZS5jb20vd2F0Y2g/dj13azNsdG5pZEY3TQ==
Just use a base 64 decoder to convert the above to a link

My capuchin monkey Jack is a turdpelter

by Jumbled McGobbledygook July 15, 2022

Cuntfighter

A lawyer who fights a case in court against a cunt, defending an innocent man against false allegations

Diana Davison is a Cuntfighter. She runs the Lighthouse Project & is also a youtuber

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 09, 2020

Dildai Lama

Spiritual leader appointed by dicks that run the CCP

Xi Cuntpig will appoint the next Dildai Lama

by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 18, 2021

Turdner Syndrome

Chromosomal abnormality characterised by 45XO genotype. Many people can live a reasonably good, fulfilling lives with reasonably good mental capabilities. Unfortunately severe cases may be extremely mentally challenged with the IQ of a turd.

Tina Turdner was diagnosed with Turdner syndrome last week. No wonder she couldn't graduate from kindergarten. She has a wonderful doctor though.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 06, 2021