by Jules Carrozza April 08, 2004
1. A really gay and misguided Christian "family" movie review site which rates movies based on their appropriatness usinge thir godly bible-based rating system. Very xenophobic and hateful, rudely judging both films and their creators. They have also made up a new rating: R-13! And let's not forget their infamous "Offense to God" rating category, where anything in the films relating to other religions (or any fantasy or folklore elements) are judged as sinful and inapproriate.
Jesus would not be amused by Capalert.
by Jules Carrozza June 20, 2003
by Jules Carrozza August 15, 2003
An ancient century old evil, now thankfully dead. His hatred of the black race did not stop him from porking the maid.
by Jules Carrozza January 18, 2004
by Jules Carrozza April 08, 2004
A badass mofo with an explosive temper and an obsession with Bob Sapp and the movie Troll. He also thinks the word "whore" is a friendly greeting.
by Jules Carrozza September 17, 2003
A cool red and silver Japanese superhero from Nebula M-78, the Land of Light, who beats the everliving crud out of big rubber monsters. Since 1966, there have been some 16 spinoffs and counting.
Ultraman is the coolest!
by Jules Carrozza September 17, 2003