Jules Carrozza's definitions

kaiju

1. A type of or relating to a type of creature exceedingly common in Japan. Usually over 200 feet tall, they are known to frequently wander into cities and cause massive real estate damage. They simply won't leave Japanese cities alone though they also have been seen in New York, Seoul, London and Coppenhagen before..

This has been Tokyo's third kaiju attack in two weeks!

by Jules Carrozza June 20, 2003

tokusatsu

1. A genre of Japanese entertainment often involving giant rubber creatures, bug-eyed superheros in tights, lots and lots of detailed (but uncovincing) minature buildings and crowds of fleeing Japanese extras.

Godzilla, Gamera, Ultraman and the Power rangers are all products of the genre of tokusatsu.

by Jules Carrozza June 20, 2003

Kojiro Abe

1. Pretentious
2. Pretentiousness
3. A 16 year old prick with a badly designed website who makes weird, unfunny films about puppets and big toes.

by Jules Carrozza June 20, 2003

Ultraman

A cool red and silver Japanese superhero from Nebula M-78, the Land of Light, who beats the everliving crud out of big rubber monsters. Since 1966, there have been some 16 spinoffs and counting.

Ultraman is the coolest!

by Jules Carrozza September 17, 2003

Kikaida

A badass mofo with an explosive temper and an obsession with Bob Sapp and the movie Troll. He also thinks the word "whore" is a friendly greeting.

Keep your distance from Kikaida, he bites..

by Jules Carrozza September 17, 2003

Strom Thurmond

An ancient century old evil, now thankfully dead. His hatred of the black race did not stop him from porking the maid.

Strom Thurmond is dead..

by Jules Carrozza January 18, 2004

Infecta

A very scary tabby cat with rolling eyes and incredibly bloated cheeks..

Man, just thinking about Infecta gives me nightmares..

by Jules Carrozza August 15, 2003