Definitions by Jules Carrozza

Ilpalazzo 

The handsome, suave, sophisticated yet completely insane and egotistical overlord and head of the ideological organization Across.

Hail Ilpalazzo!

Ilpalazzo by Jules Carrozza November 30, 2003

Kikaida 

A badass mofo with an explosive temper and an obsession with Bob Sapp and the movie Troll. He also thinks the word "whore" is a friendly greeting.

Keep your distance from Kikaida, he bites..

Kikaida by Jules Carrozza September 17, 2003

Ultraman

A cool red and silver Japanese superhero from Nebula M-78, the Land of Light, who beats the everliving crud out of big rubber monsters. Since 1966, there have been some 16 spinoffs and counting.

Ultraman is the coolest!

Ultraman by Jules Carrozza September 17, 2003

Infecta 

A very scary tabby cat with rolling eyes and incredibly bloated cheeks..

Man, just thinking about Infecta gives me nightmares..

Infecta by Jules Carrozza August 15, 2003

Mordor

1. A barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash, and dust, where the very air you breathe, is a poisonous fume.

Do you know way to Mordor? You've been there before..

Mordor by Jules Carrozza June 20, 2003

Kojiro Abe 

1. Pretentious
2. Pretentiousness
3. A 16 year old prick with a badly designed website who makes weird, unfunny films about puppets and big toes.

Kojiro Abe by Jules Carrozza June 20, 2003

tokusatsu 

1. A genre of Japanese entertainment often involving giant rubber creatures, bug-eyed superheros in tights, lots and lots of detailed (but uncovincing) minature buildings and crowds of fleeing Japanese extras.

Godzilla, Gamera, Ultraman and the Power rangers are all products of the genre of tokusatsu.

tokusatsu by Jules Carrozza June 20, 2003