Definitions by Jules Carrozza

Ilpalazzo 

The handsome, suave, sophisticated yet completely insane and egotistical overlord and head of the ideological organization Across.

Hail Ilpalazzo!

Ilpalazzo by Jules Carrozza November 30, 2003

Kikaida 

A badass mofo with an explosive temper and an obsession with Bob Sapp and the movie Troll. He also thinks the word "whore" is a friendly greeting.

Keep your distance from Kikaida, he bites..

Kikaida by Jules Carrozza September 17, 2003

Ultraman

A cool red and silver Japanese superhero from Nebula M-78, the Land of Light, who beats the everliving crud out of big rubber monsters. Since 1966, there have been some 16 spinoffs and counting.

Ultraman is the coolest!

Ultraman by Jules Carrozza September 17, 2003

Infecta 

A very scary tabby cat with rolling eyes and incredibly bloated cheeks..

Man, just thinking about Infecta gives me nightmares..

Infecta by Jules Carrozza August 15, 2003

Kojiro Abe 

1. Pretentious
2. Pretentiousness
3. A 16 year old prick with a badly designed website who makes weird, unfunny films about puppets and big toes.

Kojiro Abe by Jules Carrozza June 20, 2003

Mordor

1. A barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash, and dust, where the very air you breathe, is a poisonous fume.

Do you know way to Mordor? You've been there before..

Mordor by Jules Carrozza June 20, 2003

kaiju 

1. A type of or relating to a type of creature exceedingly common in Japan. Usually over 200 feet tall, they are known to frequently wander into cities and cause massive real estate damage. They simply won't leave Japanese cities alone though they also have been seen in New York, Seoul, London and Coppenhagen before..

This has been Tokyo's third kaiju attack in two weeks!

kaiju by Jules Carrozza June 20, 2003