Definitions by Juan Nutt

cut me a piece 

A polite way of sexual expression directed towards any female with a big ass that is typically mumbled to ones self or in the proximity of a fellow perv.

Craig: Damn. Look at her over there
J Love: Awwwrightttt!
Craig: She's keeping it THICK.
J Love: She's keeping it REAL.
Craig: She's keeping it REAL THICK!
J Love: Hell ya!

J Love: Cut me a piece.

cut me a piece by Juan Nutt October 8, 2015

camp 14 

The most ruthless North Korean hard labor prison encampment in Pyongyang, that inprisons the guilty individual along with three generations of their family as well for life.

Craig: I'm not really into this. It kinda sucks here in Pyongyang, Camp 14. Its hot and feel like they're working us too hard. Even Grandma is complaining.
Johnnysan: Helllll ya! This place is fo SUCKAS!!!
Craig: but the dirt pudding here is way better than Camp 13.
Johnnysan: Damn right!
Craig: You already know.

camp 14 by Juan Nutt October 7, 2015

vanilla isis 

Any American born jackass that decides to defect to the Middle East to get his jihad on.

Craig: Hey Johnny. Why is Tone going to Syria?
Johnny Lovebone: I dunna know?... Probably just taking a vacation with Steve.
Craig: With kids???
Johnny Lovebone: Hell ya!!!
Craig: Wow! That's cool.
Johnny Lovebine: Damn right. I don't give a FUCK!!!
Craig: He is SOOOOOO gay.
Johnny Lovebone: Duh? Did you see his socks?
Craig: I sure did. What a homo. Looks like the vanilla isis will be utilising his mouth as a Guantanamo purse.
Johnny Lovebone: Ho Eazaaaay!!!

vanilla isis by Juan nutt April 14, 2015

europeeon 

A typical short European male.

Matt: " Check out that little Italian dude putting the moves on that hot American breezy! "
Jimmy: " What a tool. "
Matt: " No... just a Euro! "
Matt: " Yeah. A 5 foot 3 europeeon. "
Jimmy: " I bet he's got a HUMMER. "

europeeon by Juan Nutt October 30, 2011

feeding two birds with one hand 

accomplishing two tasks at one time.

Craig-" I made her buy me beer, then I threw it in her can!!"
Scott-" Sweeeeeeeeeet "
Craig-" Yeah. It was like feeding two birds with one hand. "
Scott-" I like the way you live your life. "
Craig-" Thank you."

feeding two birds with one hand by Juan Nutt May 6, 2011

chowder bullets 

Another word used to describe semen.

Craig: Hey Bob, how's your chowder bullets?
Bob: My what???
Craig: Your chowder bullets.
Bob: What are chowder bullets?
Craig: I don't know but they're all over your back.

chowder bullets by Juan Nutt April 1, 2011

bud slug 

A person who cannot make up their mind on which herb to purchase at a medicinal cannabis facility.

Dick- " Uhhhhhhhh.......... Is this OG Kush good? No. Wait. Should I get the Purps? No. Hold on. How about the train wreck? Should I just get that. Or maybe I should just split 5 bucks total."
Dock- " You're backing up the line you bud slug."

bud slug by Juan Nutt March 23, 2011