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Definitions by Ju Tang Killa

Jizz Whopper 

The art of carefully ejaculating onto your girlfriends Whopper Sandwich (or the replacement of any creamy condiment on any sandwich) unbeknownst to her of course.
I found out Des fucked some shine, so I fed that ho a Jizz Whopper.
Jizz Whopper by Ju Tang Killa January 21, 2020
A cumloz is a large cumshot that is designed to be held in the mouth for slow dissolution prior to swallowing, to be given when your girlfriend has a sore throat, closely related to a throat lozenge.
Yo my girl has a sore throat, so I gave her a healthy cumloz, coats your throat all the way down...she feels better already.
cumloz by Ju Tang Killa August 7, 2018

Jizz and tonic 

2 parts jizz, 4 parts tonic. Pour jizz, tonic water, and lime juice over ice. Stir well with a long-necked spoon. Garnish with lime wedge, and serve immediately!
It was a stifling day, and Desiree was parched, so instead of giving her a hot load, I made her a refreshing jizz and tonic...she loved every last drop.
The result of getting absolutely drenched by multiple hot loads of cum.
Dude, did you see the video of Desiree getting cumshod by all them niggas?
Cumshod by Ju Tang Killa March 20, 2017

Jizzwipe 

Anything that can be used to wipe away jizz; i.e. sock, tissue, towel, your girlfriends panties, etc.
Hey babe, could you hand me a jizzwipe?
Jizzwipe by Ju Tang Killa March 18, 2017

Bloody ATM 

The act of fucking a womans bloody vagina while she's on the rag, then plowing her ass, and last but not least, jamming your cock in her mouth.
Bro, I gave that dirty whore a bloody ATM last night, she really enjoyed sucking her vag blood and shit off my dick.
Bloody ATM by Ju Tang Killa March 18, 2017