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The art of carefully ejaculating onto your girlfriends Whopper Sandwich (or the replacement of any creamy condiment on any sandwich) unbeknownst to her of course.
by Ju Tang Killa January 21, 2020
Get the Jizz Whopper mug.A cumloz is a large cumshot that is designed to be held in the mouth for slow dissolution prior to swallowing, to be given when your girlfriend has a sore throat, closely related to a throat lozenge.
Yo my girl has a sore throat, so I gave her a healthy cumloz, coats your throat all the way down...she feels better already.
by Ju Tang Killa August 7, 2018
Get the cumloz mug.2 parts jizz, 4 parts tonic. Pour jizz, tonic water, and lime juice over ice. Stir well with a long-necked spoon. Garnish with lime wedge, and serve immediately!
It was a stifling day, and Desiree was parched, so instead of giving her a hot load, I made her a refreshing jizz and tonic...she loved every last drop.
by Ju Tang Killa April 4, 2017
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Get the Cumshod mug.Anything that can be used to wipe away jizz; i.e. sock, tissue, towel, your girlfriends panties, etc.
by Ju Tang Killa March 18, 2017
Get the Jizzwipe mug.The act of fucking a womans bloody vagina while she's on the rag, then plowing her ass, and last but not least, jamming your cock in her mouth.
Bro, I gave that dirty whore a bloody ATM last night, she really enjoyed sucking her vag blood and shit off my dick.
by Ju Tang Killa March 18, 2017
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