Twix Lips

Another term for camel toe.

"I love the beach, you get to check out all the twix lips dragging in the sand."

by Jtron 3000 October 05, 2003

Canadian Belt Buckle

When one puts his or her penis up at their waistline wear the head of the penis sticks out. Try it at parties.

"Dude, check it out, his sporting a Canadian Belt Buckle."

by Jtron 3000 September 08, 2003

Muffocation

The inability to breathe when a lady is sitting on your face.

"Mmmmmmmm, I can't breatheeeeeeee!"

by Jtron 3000 October 03, 2003

Grandad Erector

A sight so sexually stimulatin that it could raise the dead.

"Look at that stripper shooting ping-pong balls from her hairy scar, that is a grandad erector."

by Jtron 3000 October 03, 2003