Jtron 3000's definitions

Technicolor Rainbow

To vomit, puke, blow chunks, etc.

"I gave my girlfriend a technicolor rainbow last night after she started bugging the shit out of me for going out drinking."

by Jtron 3000 September 8, 2003

Heave a Havana

To grow a tail, take a dump, to light the bum cigar.

"Who went to Cuba, there's a huge havana in the shitter."

by Jtron 3000 October 5, 2003

Sign the Guest Book

To leave large, unmoveable treadmarks in someone else's toilet.

"Someone signed the guest book last night and I can't erase it even after 3 flushes."

by Jtron 3000 October 3, 2003

Check the Roast

To see if what you've been baking in your intestine is ready to come out.

"Ouch! I need to check the roast, excuse me for a moment."

by Jtron 3000 October 5, 2003

Del Rio

As in late 70's and 80's porn star Vanessa Del Rio. She practicaly invented the D.V.D.A.(See Under D). Could take on an army and still want more.

"Yo, that Joan chick is one Del Rio, she took on the whole team and still wanted more."

by Jtron 3000 April 17, 2003

Open your Lunchbox

To float an air biscuit reminiscent in aroma of yesterday's lunch.

"Awww man, who opened their lunchbox in here?"

by Jtron 3000 October 3, 2003

Cock Lodger

When a guy lives in his girlfriends place and doesn't pay rent.

"I hate Erik, that cock lodger uses her for everything."

by Jtron 3000 October 3, 2003