Heave a Havana

To grow a tail, take a dump, to light the bum cigar.

"Who went to Cuba, there's a huge havana in the shitter."

by Jtron 3000 October 05, 2003

Technicolor Rainbow

To vomit, puke, blow chunks, etc.

"I gave my girlfriend a technicolor rainbow last night after she started bugging the shit out of me for going out drinking."

by Jtron 3000 September 08, 2003

Stirring the Porridge

Sloppy seconds.

"No way am I going to be the one stirring the porridge on her."

by Jtron 3000 October 03, 2003

Blooming Onion

The used and abused asshole of a slut job whore.

"Man, when she took of her dress and asked me to fuck her in the bum, my eyes popped out when I saw that blooming onion staring at me."

by Jtron 3000 September 08, 2003

Drunken Roulette

When you go your favorite late nite fast food joint after a night of binge drinking and order random number combo meals. It's always a surprise, and if the order sucks throw it at the person at the drive-thru.

"Let's hit Taco Smell(Bell) and play some drunken roulette."

by Jtron 3000 April 29, 2003

Check the Roast

To see if what you've been baking in your intestine is ready to come out.

"Ouch! I need to check the roast, excuse me for a moment."

by Jtron 3000 October 05, 2003

Silicone Valley

Cleavage canyon, the area on the chest between the tits.

"That's a boob job, just look at the silicone valley."

by Jtron 3000 October 03, 2003