Definitions by Jtron 3000

Twix Lips 

Another term for camel toe.

"I love the beach, you get to check out all the twix lips dragging in the sand."

Twix Lips by Jtron 3000 October 5, 2003

Dash for Gash 

Desperate last half hour before leaving the night club.

"Before we go I need to make a last dash for gash."

Dash for Gash by Jtron 3000 October 5, 2003

Monkey's Toe 

A nipple big enough to peel a banana.

"Her tit looks like a monkey's toe."

Monkey's Toe by Jtron 3000 October 3, 2003

Muffocation 

The inability to breathe when a lady is sitting on your face.

"Mmmmmmmm, I can't breatheeeeeeee!"

Muffocation by Jtron 3000 October 3, 2003

Stirring the Porridge 

Sloppy seconds.

"No way am I going to be the one stirring the porridge on her."

Stirring the Porridge by Jtron 3000 October 3, 2003

Pillow Case 

Fill one with door knobs or padlocks and you have yourself a nice weapon.

"Jack, go get my pillow case and the door knobs, daddy as to knock some sense into your mother."

Pillow Case by Jtron 3000 October 3, 2003

Cock Lodger

When a guy lives in his girlfriends place and doesn't pay rent.

"I hate Erik, that cock lodger uses her for everything."

Cock Lodger by Jtron 3000 October 3, 2003