Plunger

when u shit in ur hand at night and stick it on ur friends face!

i gave caleb the nastiest plunger last night.

by jr November 10, 2003

dickpuke

derogatory insult implying someone either sucks so much cock they puke a lot or is just a plain old jizz bag

situation:your brother is poking you or throwing things at you---"cut it ouy, dickpuke!"

by jr December 11, 2004

italian mafia

Is the only REAL mafia around. Sure, you may here about the Russion mafia or the Japanese mafia, but they are not shit compared to the REAL Italian mafia.

The Italian mafia is the toughest.

by jr May 13, 2005

BUTTERED

when you get drunk enough to tell girls unflattering things about yourself,
i.e.
you watch immature reality shows
you can't afford a cell phone

However, a buttering is only successful if she ends up calling u

"I was so completely buttered last night I told this girl Kristin that I sold sneakers for a living"

by JR December 02, 2004

fuglunt

self descriptive- "fucking ugly cunt"

that sue with the missing tooth and the big ass is one mighty fuglunt.

by jr December 11, 2004

sink the sub

when you go into a toilet and see a turd so big it wont flush-so you piss on it as hard as you can to break it up and flush it so the next guy in there wont think you left that huge brown trout in there

i went to jim's and he must not have taken a shit for three days, cause when went into the crapper i wound up playing sink the sub

by jr December 11, 2004

JR the man

coolest person in the world haha

I wish I could be just like JR someday

by JR February 26, 2005