Jr's definitions

mud slides

the brown trails on the toilet bowl after flushing a very dense turd

walter took a massive dump and left the bowl full of mud slides

by jr December 11, 2004

femae

what vampires call a female woman

Mr. Reardon saw a hot looking femae in his bat cave.

by jr February 22, 2005

... as balls

used to desribe something to the extreme

it is hot AS BALLS out here

by jr June 11, 2006

ven-tee

large, as given by Foamy!

I don't want a ven-tee cup of coffee, I want a large!

by JR January 6, 2005

Holey Moley Lachlan Doley!!!!

A phrase used in extreme circumstances when something unbeleivable has occured. Commonly used by Edinburger schemies who have moved to the Aberdonian pikey council estates. Phrase originates from down under where chavs cannot understand gravity and fall off the planet.

Holey moley lachlan doley!!! Is that Candice fae doon the road wi a new luminus pink hairbobble????

by JR March 29, 2004

skeet shooting

a term used for jacking some one off

that hoe loves skeet shooting

by jr October 23, 2005

sickfest

An activity or event that is totally despicable.
1) It could be a conversation you have with your mates about something weird
2) It could be the fact that someone is getting away with something that they shouldn't.
3) (First used when two boys (JR, BA) were playing NBA Live 2003 on playstation in Queensland, Australia.)

1)
HM: It is cool to dump a bog in the shower
me: mate, this (conversation) is a sickfest

2)
LOSER: hey man i'm two-timing these two really hot chicks
me: mate that is sickfest

3)
BA: Haha JR I'm beating you even though I've never played this before
JR (me): this game is a sickfest

by JR March 24, 2005