painthetic

an situation or event that is both painful and pathetic simultaneously

guy 1: Dude, you're begging for her back after SHE cheated on YOU?
guy 2: Yeah... it's really painthetic.

by jpatt February 21, 2006

Pafuoo

An old ass male or female over the age of 35.

The Pafuoo was in their Golden Years.

by Jpatt March 12, 2025

cracktism

A medical state of being born from a crack user that mimics autism.

Cracktism people like colorful lights

by Jpatt March 04, 2025

walk of lame

when you pass out somewhere and have to walk home in last night's clothes looking like you shacked up with someone when in actuality you slept alone in a puddle of your own vomit.

"That's last night's dress. You doing the walk of shame?"
"More like the walk of lame-- I passed out in the frat house bathroom alone."

by jpatt December 24, 2004

UwU

Any of that gay ass anime or hentia or kawaii stuff

UwU is hella gay asf

by Jpatt March 21, 2025

Volumptuous

voluMptuous (please note the 'm')

Unlike a voluptuous chick's body which can be somewhat hot in a curvy and feminine way, the volumptuous chick is just fat and lumpy.

-She was pretty hot, in a voluptuous sort of way.
-More like voluMptuous, that girl was a fatass.

by JPatt April 17, 2006

pervertified

To make something perverted.

Sam perfertified the word graduated cylinder, by relating it to something else.

by jpatt February 23, 2005