Joshiro007's definitions

OFF HIS ROCKER

Looney. Crazy. Crackhead.

Someone who argues with himself is OFF HIS ROCKER.

by Joshiro007 February 21, 2003

HELL IN A HANDBASKET

Comical way of describing a situation where you or somebody is going to end up in deep shit.

Yeh, if she find out I forgot when her birthday is I'm going to GO TO HELL IN A HANDBASKET!

by Joshiro007 February 21, 2003

JUMP BONES

To describe the action of someone who wants to really, REALLY fuck your brains out.

Yeh, man. Jean was lookin extra busted today an I almost threw up when she gave me this look...like she wanna JUMP MAH BONES!

by Joshiro007 February 21, 2003

tease

A girl who likes to flirt a lot without the intention of giving it up to you.

She's such a TEASE..

by Joshiro007 February 21, 2003

BREAK MAH BACK

A girl reference meaning she wanna get fucked hard 2nite.

Cut the chit-chat an jus BREAK MAH BACK!

by Joshiro007 February 21, 2003

LEATHER DONUT

Sadly, another name for your ass hole.

by Joshiro007 February 22, 2003

CHINESE FIREDRILL

An ol skoo game that you play while driving. Your car needs to be full of people. When you stop at a red light, you put the car in park then ALL passengers (driver included) get out of the car and quickly switch into random positions elsewhere inside the viehicle. The object is to pull this off before the light turns green...Otherwise you're screwed.

It is fun when the passengers are caught off guard and the driver suddenly cries out "CHINESE FIREDRILL!!!" and everyone is hella frantic.

The modified version of this is to do CHINESE FIREDRILL with multiple cars following back-to-back each other, as in Joshiro007's birthday. Every red light or stop sign encountered, triggered everyone to get out of the cars they were in and either go in another area of the car or a totally different car altogether and resume driving.

by Joshiro007 February 22, 2003