Joshiro007's definitions

SPRUNG

The act of a guy getting turned on. Referring to the dick "springing" into action.

Holy shit, dog! I ran into that gurl again at a party and we were freakin the hell outta each other. I was hella SPRUNG!

by Joshiro007 February 17, 2003

SKIP

1) What little girls do when they play.
2) A name for a rave dance.
3) A name for a drill in Chinese martial arts.
4) To be absent from.

I didn't study so I'm gonna SKIP skool tommorow as if it was going to make a difference!

by Joshiro007 February 20, 2003

PUMPKIN SUIT

As far as ALIEF SCHOOL DISTRICT, H-town Texas goes...the orange gymsuit you have to wear when you forget to bring your blue shorts & gray shirts. Often smells unclean and causes the wearer to wonder if it has been washed since yesterday and--more urgently--who was the last one to wear it the period before you arrived.

by Joshiro007 February 17, 2003

RULE #1

Discovered in the eternal search for wisdom by the relentless Joshiro007, it the one thing you must always remember when involved in a serious relationship...RULE#1:

Hurt me once, shame on you.
Hurt me twice, shame on ME.

by Joshiro007 February 23, 2003

HALF-BAKED

Used to describe someone who is under the heavy influence of drugs and/or alcohol.

Jesus, I look at this band pic and you guys look HALF-BAKED.

by Joshiro007 February 15, 2003

NOTES

Another word for MONEY.

Damn, she got hella NOTES to pay for all this!

by Joshiro007 February 19, 2003

038209537

Azn page "Les Go 2 Bed." When the digits appear on ol skoo pagers and then turned upside down this message appears.

by Joshiro007 February 17, 2003