Josh 's definitions

Jesus Krispies

Overly religious persons of faith with hyper-conservative values and morals.

We were listening to Howard Stern on the radio til the Jesus Krispies complained.

by Josh February 28, 2004

crunk

go get crazy and drunk, and yell, YEEEAAAH!!!

From Lil' Jon

We got tossed outa the club cuz we got to crunk. YEEEAAAH!!

by Josh May 13, 2005

crouch cancel

Referring to a technical term in the game Super Smash Bros. Melee. The act of cancelling or reducing the knockback (how far you get knockedback) when you get hit by an opponent's attack.

I would've been smashed off the stage if I hadn't crouch cancelled your kick just then.

by Josh May 30, 2005

office trophy

The trophy that is handed out at TRIES on an almost daily basis for the best comment of the day.

Here, The Dave, have the office trophy, AGAIN

by josh July 20, 2004

poo spatter

When you fart and it puts a 'paintbrush flick' mark on your boxers/thong. Alternativly you could do it in the shower up against the tiles for cheap thrills and the funniest noise in the world, for desired effects spread cheeks.

I was in the shower, and i had the urge, so i spread my cheeks and poo spattered all over the tiles

by Josh January 31, 2005

protection

to command a complete cessation of use of resources

The United States Federal Government should...wait...nothing meets....

by Josh August 29, 2004

frat fruit

A frat fruit is a frat boy who lives a secret life of fudge packing or gayness

that fucking frat fruit was fucking his pledges

by josh June 10, 2006