Josh 's definitions

gaping

when someone is doing a girl up the ass and takes it out, the big hole is her gaping ass

I did Trisha up that sweat ass of hers and it was gaping for weeks

by Josh November 22, 2004

Montevallo

where the hottest girls in alabama go to college to party. Guy to girl ratio is 1 to 5. A lot of blonde sorrority chicks wantin guys.

Those Montevallo girls be kickin it.

by Josh December 16, 2003

Emo Kegstand

1)A kegstand done by someone who listens to 'emo' music while the people holding him/her up sing emo music.

2)A kegstand that lasts for two seconds, usually followed by the kegstander crying afterwards

1)Josh is such an emokid. We all sang 'Screaming Infidelities' while he was doing a kegstand. It was an Emo Kegstand!

2)Gmiter is such a pussy, he can only do Emo Kegstands.

by Josh December 4, 2004

didi mao

also means hurry the fuck up.

chop chop didi mao you roundeye.

by Josh April 11, 2005

5 second rule

The rule by which one determines whether or not food is safe after falling onto the floor. That is, if you are able to retrieve said item within 5 seconds, it is not dirty and is safe to eat.

* Note: in fraternity houses, this rule is the 1.5 second rule. Rule is invalid in the restroom.

Person 1: Oh no, my chicken wing fell on the floor!
Person 2: 5 ... 4 ... 3 ... 2 ...
Person 1: Got it!
Person 2: 5-second rule. It's yours, dude.

by Josh July 10, 2004

LPB

Louisiana Public Broadcasting (PBS)

KLTM 13 (19) Monroe
KLTL 18 (20) Lake Charles
KLPB 24 (23) Lafayette
KLTS 24 (25) Shreveport
KLPA 25 (26) Alexandria
WLPB 27 (25) Baton Rouge
WLAE 32 (31) Metairie (New Orleans)

I watch Super WHY! on LPB.

by Josh March 22, 2008

gut slice

The phrase "Gut slice" is usually followed by the words "feel the burn!" which is used when someone is in trouble or is upset. Actual meaning: "Ooh that's gotta hurt!"

Guy 1:Did you see Gary getting dumped by his girlfriend?
Guy 2: Ooh, gut slice!

by Josh May 9, 2004