fucknugget

A general insult that can be applied to anyone you find disagreeable. Ostensibly, a nugget of fuck.

Your dad is such a fucknugget.

by josh February 15, 2003

turnip king

the turnip king was a tyrant. he lived in a castle made of dirt and ruled over all the vegetables. one day the farmer came and took the turnip king. the turnip king said "you can not eat me. i am the turnip king" but the farmer did not listen and he made the turnip king into soup. the vegetables stormed the castle and took the turnip queen, the turnip taughter, and the bastard son and left them out for the rabbits. the vegetables were then ruled by an elected potato.

i just gave one

by josh March 26, 2004

Shambo

The perfect friend. Not to mention incredibly handsome and great in bed. Also the male version of the drink" Shirley Temple."

Lady:"I'll take a Shambo"
Waiter:"As in a drink?"
Lady:"As in one in my hand and one in my bed..."

by Josh April 13, 2005

FeezleStick

a thing which bobby price shoves up his ass

Bobby, get the feezlestick out of there

by Josh March 20, 2003

abercombie and fitch

A clothing company that buys old cloths that were previously sold at K-Mart, sells them for way to much money, and says it is fashion.

Prep: Look at this button up shirt I got from abercombie and fitch, I only paid $70 for it!
Guy: Oh yea, really? My dad bought that shirt a year ago from K-Mart for $7.86.

by josh December 02, 2004

brett favre'd

(verb) To have one's finger broken by the football while attempting to catch a particularly hard-thrown pass.

Comes from Brett Favre's notoriety for throwing one of the hardest balls in the NFL and having broken several of his receivers fingers on multiple occasions throughout his career.

also acceptable: favre'd

"How did you manage to break your pinky?"
<i>"Oh, I was Brett Favre'd by John in the tackle football game we had last weekend."</i>

by Josh November 28, 2004

kirstin minor

What can i say but 1337l\l355 to the max :) c ya later

josh-dont u think kirstin is 1337?
Nigger- no shes a bitch!
josh-.:Kicking nigger in the nigger balls:.

by Josh March 28, 2005