sheeple

people who add line after line of definitons like morons.

Baaaaaaaaa!!!! Your all sheeple!!!!

by josh July 20, 2004

riva

The dirtiest skank on a street-corner.

Justin: Man, I'm so desperate. I even went for a riva!
Colin: Yeah, I know. I've never had sloppy firsts before doing a riva.

by Josh March 28, 2005

Krusty Kirk

Tossing a day old salad.

Yesterday, Mark sharted, and now he wants a Krusty Kirk.

by Josh April 18, 2005

Cav Scout

A trooper in the US Army.
The best damn soldier to ever wear a stettson.
See cavalry scout

I wouldn't mess with him, he's a cav scout.

by Josh May 29, 2004

hoser

A term used to describe extremist members of volunteer fire-fighter groups. A hoser is one who holds the hose, while the actual firefighters are doing the real work. They frequent local coffeeshops till the wee morning hours. They communicate by radio, even when in close proximity to one another. Their larger-than-necessary trucks are adorned with firefighting decals and various lights. Usually overweight, they are never at a loss for displaying their newest Motorola device.

Dude, why do all the hosers have to stare at people when they pull into Dunkin' Donuts? When will they ever get a life? Someone start a fire!

by Josh January 03, 2004

carrot weiner

When a weiner on animal becomes erect and comes out of it's hibernating position, it is usually sticky looking.

Mom look! Spot has a carrot weiner!

by Josh June 06, 2005

UVA

the state university in Virginia that doesn't require one to have intercourse with cattle to earn a degree.

Wow you went to UVA?

Yup, and my cows thank me.

by Josh August 03, 2004