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by Josh December 3, 2004

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by Josh November 23, 2004

A term used to describe extremist members of volunteer fire-fighter groups. A hoser is one who holds the hose, while the actual firefighters are doing the real work. They frequent local coffeeshops till the wee morning hours. They communicate by radio, even when in close proximity to one another. Their larger-than-necessary trucks are adorned with firefighting decals and various lights. Usually overweight, they are never at a loss for displaying their newest Motorola device.
Dude, why do all the hosers have to stare at people when they pull into Dunkin' Donuts? When will they ever get a life? Someone start a fire!
by Josh January 3, 2004


What's your lappy weigh, like 42 pounds?
How many pictures of Parker Posey can you fit on your Lappy's 2 mb hard drive?
I bet I can hold my breath longer than your lappy's 5 minute battery life.
Your lappy looks like it's packing about 512k of RAM -- or am I a bit high?
Nice plastic rectangle -- erm, I mean, lappy.
My lappy 486 is the love of my life!
How many pictures of Parker Posey can you fit on your Lappy's 2 mb hard drive?
I bet I can hold my breath longer than your lappy's 5 minute battery life.
Your lappy looks like it's packing about 512k of RAM -- or am I a bit high?
Nice plastic rectangle -- erm, I mean, lappy.
My lappy 486 is the love of my life!
by Josh December 1, 2004
