Josh 's definitions

kunk

An object possessing thick and mushy physical characteristics.

The peice of shit on his shoe was kunky.

by Josh December 3, 2004

Bearded Clam Chowder

The thick creamy substance produced by a woman's bearded clam aka vagina

I had the bitch goin, she was servin up the bearded clam chowder

by Josh May 6, 2004

agility

its somin thats fuckin fast!

damn! that bitch has some agility!

by Josh June 3, 2004

jew speed

the lightning fast speed of a jew(that i have)

"dude, you can't beat me, I have jew speed on my side."

by Josh November 23, 2004

hoser

A term used to describe extremist members of volunteer fire-fighter groups. A hoser is one who holds the hose, while the actual firefighters are doing the real work. They frequent local coffeeshops till the wee morning hours. They communicate by radio, even when in close proximity to one another. Their larger-than-necessary trucks are adorned with firefighting decals and various lights. Usually overweight, they are never at a loss for displaying their newest Motorola device.

Dude, why do all the hosers have to stare at people when they pull into Dunkin' Donuts? When will they ever get a life? Someone start a fire!

by Josh January 3, 2004

styngn

it means anything and everything you want it to its ever universal

thats styngn

by josh April 21, 2004

lappy

Short for laptop computer, especially old and outdated models.

What's your lappy weigh, like 42 pounds?

How many pictures of Parker Posey can you fit on your Lappy's 2 mb hard drive?

I bet I can hold my breath longer than your lappy's 5 minute battery life.

Your lappy looks like it's packing about 512k of RAM -- or am I a bit high?

Nice plastic rectangle -- erm, I mean, lappy.

My lappy 486 is the love of my life!

by Josh December 1, 2004